Chyna Gets Denied -- Twice in One Night!

16. SHE IS SOOO NASTY!!!

Posted at 2:10PM on Nov 27th 2007 by stacie

17. and my favorite song goes like this:
(sung to the tune of My Favorite Things) (Apologies to Julie Andrews)

Snotdrops from noses and whiskers on strangers
Badges on Coppers and Red Coated Rangers
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Ster-oids in needles, huge bruises on my a$$
Begging strange men to kiss me proves I AM A LASS
Strong al-co-hol swilled from a cheap plastic glass
These are a few of the things that show I have class

Giant fake boobies that don't even wiggle
Standing on sidewalks with fake girlish giggles
Hitting on strangers at the drop of a hat
What could be more ladylike then than THAT?

When the needle breaks
When the drinks come up
When even strangers
won't kiss me on the street...
Yes
When I'm feeling (oh, I forget...)
I simply (try) to remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so hideously incomplete!!!

Posted at 3:16PM on Nov 27th 2007 by by DeadChyna !!

18. Im glad she got denied! Shes rude as hell! A couple of weeks ago she was at the Abby in Hollywood and I approached her to ask her some questions and she totally blew me off! I guess she was trying to buy flowers from a lady while I kept asking her "Hey, are you china?" All I wanted was a photo with her! lol.....whatever, the biatch lost a fan!

Posted at 3:28PM on Nov 27th 2007 by michael

19. Would you kiss Ms. Andre The Giant?

Posted at 4:17PM on Nov 27th 2007 by cee chick

20. First of all, huge kudos to DeadChyna for the song parody (with acknowledged apologies to Ms. Julie Andrews...)!

Second of all, is it just me or did it look like the dude that first denied her kiss started checking her out - and possibly reconsidering the kiss - when he heard her companions call her Chyna (and likely then figured out that she isn't a man)?

Posted at 8:00PM on Nov 27th 2007 by pop culture pro

21. Why thank you "pop culture pro" I do try, I really do.

Poor poor awful DeadChyna, too messed up to realize the "living" catoon she has become. Not to worry, it won't be long now, and what's left of the 'wrestling world" will carry her out on their own overly fake shoulders, perhaps in "her" own pink casket a-la- "her" "best friend" and apparently "her " Idol (Anna Nicole Dumb Addict.)

Now, to answer YOUR question...
no, I don't think the dude was reconsidering...I think he was recoiling in shock, fright, and utter horror at the mere thought that he nearly touched skin with IT.

"Lucky escape, methinks." he thought.

And then he beat a hasty retreat, to scrub his lips until they bled ANYWAY just in case something may have jumped the close divide!!!

Posted at 11:19PM on Nov 27th 2007 by DeadChyna!!

22. They should play these TMZ drunk spots in rehabs everywhere...maybe you guys could even market them? Watching these videos play out is enough to make the whole planet go straight. This one actually made me nauseous.

Posted at 8:51AM on Nov 28th 2007 by MichelleH

23. hot and drunk.Someone mentioned that you met on the famous online service seekingsugar, com. a club for rich men/celebrits to seek beautiful women? True or not??

Posted at 10:34PM on Dec 14th 2007 by christ586942

24. Dude Chyna! Chyna Dude! What ever you want to call it. Lay off the attempts to be sexy! BLAH! I'm about the puke! You are to close to being a man for another man to want to kiss!

Posted at 8:33PM on Dec 22nd 2007 by Paul Manteo

25. I thought Chyna was a lesbian???????

Posted at 7:41PM on Dec 28th 2007 by Wanda

26. By the way,, THOSE GUYS WERE GENIUSES that botched that lip job. Looks like they implanted a horses gums!!!

Posted at 7:44PM on Dec 28th 2007 by Wanda

27. I would have accepted that kiss, wrapped my arm around her, and ask her to come back to a hotel.Damn look at that hot amazon. I live near the same area too, i keep hoping i bump into her so i can hit on her and work my moves

Posted at 5:23PM on Jan 14th 2008 by Roger