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Bonaduce

Uses Penthouse

To Redeem His Manhood

11/28/2007 4:37 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Man-throwin' Danny Bonaduce is fumin' over a recent nude pic that showed the little guy and his -- little guy. In fact, the former Partridge is so steamed about his Internet circulated bird shot, he's decided to show the world what he's really made of -- in the March issue of Penthouse. Can Danny improve on nature?

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A rep from Penthouse confirmed to TMZ that Danny did an interview with Chaunce Hayden, and, God help us, a photo shoot. The issue features the Pet of the Year -- and subscribers are sure to get a little more bang for their buck.

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31.

Reta    

Everybody knows, and surely Danny must have figured it out BY NOW that steroid use causes not only that hideous face he sports (anybody seen Sly stallone lately? These two are what the Guillotine was invented for!!) but steroids ALSO cause the itty bitty peter pecker problem...just take a good close gander at those "hunks" in tight "not even there" tiny "suits" who do body building contests...you will see NOTHING where a bulge should be. Bulges of hideous dimensions, ready to burst from the skin and annihilate the earth are ALL OVER their body, but just TRY to find one where you might want one most...NADA!!

Poor Danny the ugly, drunkard goat, wondering why-oh-why his wife wasn't "happy" and never "wanted him"...

Hey c**kless wonder....
-no TOOL,
-you fool,
-no PLAY in wifey's pool!!

OR

Maybe if you knew how to use the STUB that you have left
after you have obliterated BOTH your heads with steroids
(AND VARIOUS AND SUNDRY OTHER MOOD ALTERERS TOO NUMEROUS TO MENTION)
she might have shown the SLIGHTEST bit of interest....

Forrest Gump could figure THIS one out:

"Selfish is as selfish does"

or

"Sex with Danny is like a box of chocolates...
a thin brittle shell on the outside...
and something sticky that leaks all over you
waaaay too soon (before you're ready)
on the inside..."

WHERE'S THE SPRAY & WASH????

Happy Pumping Danny....
oh, I don't mean SEXUALLY of course...THAT would be out of the question
given your "condition" and all...
I mean happy pumping from the steroid needle that gives you such an attractive
Goatface....BLAAAAATTTT BLAAAAATTTTTTT

2429 days ago
32.

JustSayin    

THAT'S A MEN'S MAGAZINE?!?!?
.
What kind of moron trying to prove his 'manhood' poses for other men?!?!
.
Is Playgirl not in publication anymore? It'll make the internet anyway, and that's what he wants, apparently.

2429 days ago
33.

Go Away    

I am gay..... but I still had to look away from that pic.

2429 days ago
34.

P-Type    

He only has nub.

2429 days ago
35.

Dawn Day    

KRISTEN LUVS FELIX,

Go to perezhilton(dot)com to see his teeny weeny. ;-)

2429 days ago
36.

Babette F'angelo    

Well, at least if he's going to go do down, he'll go down in flames.

2429 days ago
37.

dogboy    

I don't care what anyone one says. I wanna see it. I'm curious. I like red heads.

2429 days ago
38.

cindy    

I saw the picture of the "sparrow" on Perez a month ago. The ONLY thing that will help THAT mess of a man is a penis extention. Ladies, unless you want to HATE the male anatomy, DONT LOOK AT A NAKED BONADUCE.

2429 days ago
39.

just here    

ugh. PUKE!

2429 days ago
40.

just here    

ugh. PUKE!

2429 days ago
41.

Billy    

That boy is plum RETARDED!!!!

2429 days ago
42.

Sir Nigel Buttercrumpet    

This lowlife butthole really needs to go crawl back under his rock. I didn't know they gave little girls pee pees!

2429 days ago
43.

Hollywood's a Hazard    

It MUST be a shrinkage thing. That thang is a joke! Check out Perez Hilton's site if you want to see "it".

2429 days ago
44.

GOD    

i'm really sorry about that creating that guy, but trust me, the better parts ended up running down his mommy's leg. i'll be giving him a yeast infection later this week.

2429 days ago
45.

Sean Bresnahan    

Red pubes are the ugliest!

2429 days ago
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