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Britney's X-Rated Boom-Boom Room

We all knew Britney Spears was into self-destruction -- and now, it seems, she likes a little kinky self-flagellation as well.

At least that's what Star magazine (via Rush and Molloy) is claiming. The tab reports that Britney's new mansion has a "Fantasy Room" loaded with "ticklers, whips and fur-trimmed handcuffs," as well as a glass jar full of spanking paddles and a mirrored ceiling. There's also a rack of costumes -- schoolgirl, maid, and Cinderella among them. Breakfast, stay down.

Star also reports that Brit's house has baby and dog poo painted on the white couches, and apparently some of the sex gear gets left out in the living room, in full view of the little guys.

Joe Simpson Pimps Jessica Out to Cowboy?


Manager, wardrobe consultant, pimp? Jessica Simpson's dad is now delivering the male goods for his little girl, if a Page Six report is to believed.

The papa-presario hooked up Jess with her latest guy, Dallas Cowboy Tony Romo, who has been pining for Jess for ages. Joe is a big Cowboys fan, so when Tony asked to take Jessica out for a drink, the patriarch was more than happy to oblige. In fact, it went so well between Jess and Tony that Romo came over to the Simpsons for Thanksgiving, for turkey and perhaps, stuffing.

"Jessica is so happy," says a source. "She's been texting everyone about how great he is."

Party Favors: Usher and Tameka Have the Kid ... Beckham Bender Doesn't Count


R&B star Usher and wife Tameka Foster welcomed a baby boy on Monday night, they said in a statement. Usher Raymond V was born in Atlanta and weighed in at 7 lbs., 9 ozs. ... David Beckham did, in fact, score a trademark curling free kick during a match with the L.A. Galaxy. Only problem was, it was in a game that didn't count, against Sydney FC.


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31. For an Ex-Minister, Joe Simpson is really creepy. Wonder what his old congregation thinks about him?

Posted at 12:37PM on Nov 28th 2007 by Anonymous

32. TONY IS A PLAYER, U KNOW WHAT THE MAN WANTS, CHECK HIS REP.

Posted at 12:41PM on Nov 28th 2007 by FIRST OFF

33. MR SIMPSON IS CREEPY, STRANGE DAD, PUSHIE.

Posted at 12:43PM on Nov 28th 2007 by FIRST OFF

34. I'm going to have to agree with the poster who says we need to see some proof. I can look at the Weekly World News (well in the old days) and see a photo of a fur coat that came alive and tried to eat its owner; doesn't mean it happened people! We all know that Britney is a bad mother. We have VIDEO PROOF of her texting and driving through a red light with the children. If she does that in public can you imagine the neglect in private? Any "mother" who has to have a parenting coach follow her around should be ashamed of themselves. She's laughing at everyone even though her CD sold pathetically. Thankfully, the public spoke about her stupid album and how horrible it is, just like her fat, skanky body at the award show. Every time I see her fat hanging out all over the place and her stubbly hair sticking out, I hold my head a little higher because at almost twice her age, I look better than that. Skanky whore she is.

Posted at 12:54PM on Nov 28th 2007 by Lady With Class

35. GO ROMO! Tap that ass!

Posted at 2:41PM on Nov 28th 2007 by Nutage.com

36. So, now the truth is out. She earns the name SLUTNEY because she apparently likes S&M type sex. She's a slut, and deserves our scorn. Dog poo painted on the couches? Leaving sex toys out for the kids to see? I'm surprised that the "court monitor" didn't put this BS in her report. PLEASE, take those kids away from her immediately...

Posted at 3:11PM on Nov 28th 2007 by SLUTNEY is a MORON

37.

people can make fun of jessica all they want about how dumb she

but shes LAUGHIN HER ASS OFF ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK


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Posted at 3:15PM on Nov 28th 2007 by MEL

38. I WOULDN'T DO TWITNEY W/ YOUR SNAKE. THERE IS NOTHING ATTRACTIVE AT ALL ABOUT A FAT, GNAWED OFF FINGERNAILED, NON BATHING, SHAVEN HEADED, TRAILER TRASH, BARE FOOT IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS IDIOT. HER CAREER IS OVER. STICK A FORK IN IT AND GET HER FAT ASS OUT OF THE NEWS.

Posted at 6:33PM on Nov 28th 2007 by DR BILL

39. Britney, you NEED to get a rep, a pr person, a manager, etc. etc. etc. When tmzurd posted that Brad and Angelina were buying like a gazillion islands somewhere, within an hour there was a big stamp on tmz's story that said “NOT TRUE” b/c their "rep" called and said and wasn't true and must have said a bit more to have that "NOT TRUE" stamp put over the cover of that story so fast.

Same with the pregnancy rumor. Lufti calling Seacreast to say it isn't true, just doesn't carry the same weight - nobody takes him (Lufti) seriously after that last radio debacle. You need professional people to handle these things for you - why don't you hire the best? Take a stand against all the nonsense! Stop being so nice to everyone. You need some vultures to go after the vultures going after you for their own gain. It would be worth every penny that you put into a professional team to watch out for your well being. If Lufti is against that, then get rid of him now.

Posted at 8:59PM on Nov 28th 2007 by jack54

40. if that simpson slut ruins my Romo like underwood did, there WILL be heads rolling

Posted at 11:08PM on Nov 29th 2007 by cowboyfan1969

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