Carrot Top: Armed and Humorous

11/28/2007 1:03 PM PST
Freakishly "fit" Carrot Top made a visit to Fred Segal yesterday -- showing off two massively inhuman tickets to the gun show. Bangin'.

The only thing weirder than those bulging shoulders is ... his mug. It's actually a perfect combination. Carrot Top is perfect. She doesn't need to change anything else. Please.