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Carrot Top: Armed and Humorous

Freakishly "fit" Carrot Top made a visit to Fred Segal yesterday -- showing off two massively inhuman tickets to the gun show. Bangin'.


The only thing weirder than those bulging shoulders is ... his mug. It's actually a perfect combination. Carrot Top is perfect. She doesn't need to change anything else. Please.



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1. Mask on steroids.

Posted at 11:36AM on Nov 28th 2007 by JessB

2. Carrot Top is neither. DIE, asshole, DIE!!!

Posted at 11:36AM on Nov 28th 2007 by TMPT8TN

3. he's creepy

Posted at 11:36AM on Nov 28th 2007 by Mas*

4. FIRST!

CARSON DAILY IS A TOOL

Posted at 11:36AM on Nov 28th 2007 by 561

5. takes some more roids psycho!

Posted at 11:36AM on Nov 28th 2007 by whatthe?

6. he's disgusting.

roid much?

freak!

Posted at 11:37AM on Nov 28th 2007 by whatthe?

7. Carrot Top is a drag queen. I've never seen so much make up and eye liner on a man before in my life.

Posted at 11:38AM on Nov 28th 2007 by GreasyGuide.com

8. Carrot Top has turned himself into a freak. Awesome, now THATS suffering for your art. He can now team up with Tim Burton for a great horror movie!

Posted at 11:39AM on Nov 28th 2007 by Mikey

9. Who would pay to see this ridiculous freak? Do people seriously think he's funny? WTF?

Posted at 11:40AM on Nov 28th 2007 by Gabe

10. roid boy....

hey post this!

not first

Posted at 11:42AM on Nov 28th 2007 by Lunat1k http://www.inmyworlditdoes.com

11. When did the nerdy not-so-funny comedian turn into a NIGHTMARE??? He can't possibly think he is attractive with all the face makeup and his icky steroid-laden body. I think I'm going to have nightmares about this!!!!!!

Posted at 11:43AM on Nov 28th 2007 by Anita

12. I have seen him once, he does the same thing all the time. same as on tv. How much surgery has he had?

Posted at 11:44AM on Nov 28th 2007 by yeah

13.

Oy!

B-E-A-S-T.

Why would someone want to do that to themselves?

Posted at 11:48AM on Nov 28th 2007 by OCD

14. Tmz, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but Carrot isn't a celebrity anymore! And are you sure this isn't Popeye's Halloween costume?

Posted at 11:54AM on Nov 28th 2007 by I Heart LiLo

15. WTF????????????

Posted at 11:55AM on Nov 28th 2007 by WTF????????????????

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