Paris Still Has Room for Pizza Boy

31. Dear Paris,

You are so cute and cuddly and beautiful.

I am looking forward to January 22 to get your Simple Life 5 DVD.

I hope you start Simple Life 6 or more other DVDS.

You are an inspiration and a role model. Everyone wants to be just like you.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 12:15PM on Nov 28th 2007 by 800 Pound Gorilla

32. Sprus, do you feel important now?

Posted at 12:40PM on Nov 28th 2007 by Jeff Howard (the real one)

33. HERPY WHORE! HERPY WHORE! HERPY WHORE! HERPY WHORE! HERPY WHORE!

HERPY WHORE! HERPY WHORE!

HERPY WHORE! HERPY WHORE! HERPY WHORE! HERPY WHORE! HERPY WHORE!

Posted at 1:24PM on Nov 28th 2007 by Herpy-pAris Hilton

34. I am pretty sure it would be Paris' fans that work at Walmart, not someone who dislikes her....those who dislike her appear to be the more intelligent.

The 'jealous' card is quite amusing....Paris is not the only person who has wealth but she is the only one who provides so many reasons to be laughed at.

Posted at 1:33PM on Nov 28th 2007 by never posted before

35. #29 Evilo, no I do not hate Tom Hanks, Royal Family or Bill Gates family. Over and over and over again you rabid fans are told we are not jealous of parasite but you don't seem to get it. It's funny its all you can do is pull the jealousy card, probably because her money is the only thing she has going for her.

Posted at 2:02PM on Nov 28th 2007 by I only hate parasite, not Tom's, Bill's or Liz' children

36. The only rabid fan Paris has is her own mother who will post over and over pretending to be various people. Its quite sad really......tsk tsk

Posted at 2:10PM on Nov 28th 2007 by Jelly

37. She looks calm, and happy....

Posted at 2:32PM on Nov 28th 2007 by hopeless romantic

38. He won't last long. You can tell because he looks too nice for Paris... I can't picture him directing any sex tapes...

Posted at 2:39PM on Nov 28th 2007 by Nutage.com

39. To Evilio...

First of all, your remarks are anything but Christian. You did exactly the same thing you accused these people of -- but much worse. And since when did disrespect morph into jealousy?

To admire someone just because of the amount of money they make, regardless of how they make it, and regardless of the type of behavior they have displayed in the past has absolutely nothing to do with Christian ethics.

On a final note, these people you have attempted to insult happen to know a lot more about Paris Hilton than you do about them. Perhaps you should take your rude and presumptuous judgment elsewhere. It's rather ugly.

Posted at 5:23PM on Nov 28th 2007 by GeorgiaMrk

40. Evilio (various comments)

The people you refer to as “jealous” line up to buy tickets to films or concerts with artists they truly love and admire. Like it or not, these talented artists have far more wealth, fame and credibility than Paris Hilton. Many people didn’t buy Hilton’s music CD -- and will undoubtedly decline to see REPO -- simply because a) they do not respect this woman, and b) she is not talented. Given her history of years of sleazy behavior, racist comments, and constant bid for media attention, the disrespect is not a difficult concept to understand.

If you insist on playing the "jealousy card,” people will naturally assume you’re not playing with a full deck…or, even worse, assume you are some obnoxious publicist or family member posting here in disguise. Either way, your posturing is clearly both tedious and toadying.

Posted at 5:52PM on Nov 28th 2007 by Wes

41. Dear P,

Posted at 12:37AM on Nov 30th 2007 by Elise Silver

42. Dear P,

I thought of a new name for you! Moon Handler Moon because you are a star and Handler after Rita Handler the person who invented Barbie. I was thinking about you and wishing you the best... I hope this makes you laugh!

Love,
Elise Silver

Posted at 12:39AM on Nov 30th 2007 by Elise Silver

43. that has got to be the friggin nicest jacket ever~ leather biker hoodie! friggen great style paris

Posted at 7:30PM on Dec 2nd 2007 by da'truffle

44. Juss wondering if she got Pepperoni on the side

Posted at 3:40PM on Dec 9th 2007 by ken

45. I'm not sure I'd want to live like that with the cameras 24/7 everywhere I go.... Paris and her boy toy look like deer caught in the headlights.

Posted at 11:17AM on Dec 9th 2007 by Mary