Britney Available at Target!

Attention Target shoppers! There's a special new brand of crazazy on aisle five, courtesy of Britney Spears!


Britney brought the cuckoo train to Target last night, causing a scene by doing absolutely nothing but buying a poinsettia. Whatever happened to peace on earth during the holiday season?!

Spears was bombarded by paps on her way out -- so she ran back inside and tried to sneak out the back, exclaiming, "Target police are a lot better than most." Wonder how the eight popo who rescued her at Starbucks feel about that!



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1. Looks like she bought that top at Target!

She really needs to learn how to shop online!!!!

Posted at 10:53AM on Nov 29th 2007 by Dawn Day

2. Am I the only one sick of Brittney coverage?

Posted at 10:56AM on Nov 29th 2007 by Matt

3. THIS IS ALL FOR ATTENTION! SHE IS ADDICTED!! SHE NEEDS REHAB FOR PAPARAZZI ADDICTION.

SHE CAN'T STAY IN HER MULTIMILLION DOLLAR HOME FOR A WEEK. BET SHE CAN'T DO IT. SHE WOULD BE SWEATING AND CRYING AND JONESING FOR A FIX.

AND LIKE ANY ADDICT SHE WILL RUN OUT OF HER HOUSE TO GET HER FIX FROM THE PAPARAZZI ATTENTION. A PLANT. ONE PLANT. RIDICULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 10:58AM on Nov 29th 2007 by who

4. She just needs attention ya'll!!

Posted at 11:03AM on Nov 29th 2007 by anne

5. oh, puh-leeze. this chick is so insanely desperate for attention, it's beyond pathetic. and the fact that she's pretty much at gas stations, starbucks, fast food joints and target isn't saying anything about her aesthetic sense. (not disparaging anything in particular, just sayin')

If she didn't want to be bothered, she could order anything and everything online (or have an assistant do it, seeing as she is probably internet illiterate).

Posted at 10:59AM on Nov 29th 2007 by monica

6. one plant... one goddamn plant... all of this for one goddamn plant... this is getting absolutely ridiculous... sad days.

Posted at 10:59AM on Nov 29th 2007 by equal opportunity offender

7. WTF can't the paps find someone else more interesting to chase than this caffinated pop tart?

Posted at 11:04AM on Nov 29th 2007 by anne

8. Since when the the paparazzi hang out at Target waiting for someone famous to show up???? Hmmmmmmm

Posted at 11:04AM on Nov 29th 2007 by Jim

9. Leave this poor kid alone!! How would you like it if every place you go, there are people following you just to take your picture, or waiting to see if you do not make a full stop at a stop sign. President Bush doesn't get this much attention. Remember what happened to Princess Diana when her car was trying to avoid the papparazi. Enough is enough !!!

Posted at 11:05AM on Nov 29th 2007 by Alan

10. It is a pure shame that she is treated like she is. Look at what she has to go thru to buy a $5 poinsettia. I think she likes the publicity but there are ways to avoid it Britney. Have you ever heard of wearing a disguise? Evidentally the trailer trash outift that you are wearing is not working. Everyone seems to recognize you in that one.
I bet if you would clean up, wear something nice and fix your hair that nobody would recgonize you in that outfit.

Posted at 11:05AM on Nov 29th 2007 by Nick The Saint

11. Why doesn't she have an assistant that runs her errands...oh yeah...I forgot she is a media whore! What a flippin moron! Stay home and raise your children you effing nut job!

Posted at 11:05AM on Nov 29th 2007 by Ang

12. IF YOU STOP POSTING CRAP ABOUT HER - MAYBE SHE WILL GO AWAY???

Posted at 11:05AM on Nov 29th 2007 by laughing at you now

13. So TMZ you are admitting YOU are part of the crazy she brought to Target! I mean you were there as well since we have YOUR footage.

If you are so sick of her then stop filming and following her. Or are you scared clicks on your site will go down....Hmmm.

Posted at 11:06AM on Nov 29th 2007 by D

14. Jim...good point! I'm sure that no one lets the paps know where she is going to be...

Posted at 11:07AM on Nov 29th 2007 by Ang

15. Why doesn't TMZ stop the posts that spam to other sites?
Also the posts that say first, second and so on should be deleted.
Delete them and people would not post them.

Posted at 11:07AM on Nov 29th 2007 by Annoyed TMZ fan

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