Britney Available at Target!

Attention Target shoppers! There's a special new brand of crazazy on aisle five, courtesy of Britney Spears!


Britney brought the cuckoo train to Target last night, causing a scene by doing absolutely nothing but buying a poinsettia. Whatever happened to peace on earth during the holiday season?!

Spears was bombarded by paps on her way out -- so she ran back inside and tried to sneak out the back, exclaiming, "Target police are a lot better than most." Wonder how the eight popo who rescued her at Starbucks feel about that!



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16. Ok look... everyone talks about "she needs to stay at home." Guess what, it's a free country, she can go where she pleases. Sorry, but if she needs to go to the grocery store or wants to go shopping, she has every right to do that. A lot of you seem to be suggesting that she live like a hermit, locked up in her home and "buying things online." that's ridiculous.

As for the coverage, she's a celebrity. Get over it, the paparazzi are going to follow her every move (in part because they want to be the ones to catch another mistake should it happen.) What needs to happen, though is more regulation for what the paparazzi can and cannot do. They are turning each outing into a dangerous situation (and if you get your foot run over because you won't get out of the way of a moving car, YOU DESERVE IT, SORRY!) UTILIZE COMMON SENSE PEOPLE!

Posted at 11:11AM on Nov 29th 2007 by Get a Grip People

17. Hate much?

Posted at 11:10AM on Nov 29th 2007 by boredatwork

18. The affluent have assistants to do their mundane chores/errands. She craves the attention she once had years ago from fans; the media serves as a substitute. The realization that she is on the short-road to 'has been'
is in all likelihood the basis for her irrational behaviour. Norma Desmond circa 2007.

Posted at 7:17PM on Nov 29th 2007 by anne

19. Special request to TMZ
Please post a map of the general shopping area that Britney must visit daily, Starbucks, target, etc... So we may avoid. Thanks in advance!

Posted at 11:15AM on Nov 29th 2007 by van der sloot is guilty, lock his butt up for good!

20. Oh my God, I have never seen someone so absolutely desparate for attention. Her upbringing must've been some kind of crazy. Yeah, I'll be buying Mama's "parenting" book--I think the subtitle is "how to totally drop the ball with your kids while turning them into attention whores, then have the gall to write a book about it pretending you knew what you were doing the whole time."

Posted at 11:18AM on Nov 29th 2007 by Jenna

21. I can tell she is getting sick of these paps and Harvey she was not comparing LA PD to target she was just saying target had better store security that's all. And yes she has every right to go out,she does not do it often anymore so some improvement.

Posted at 11:19AM on Nov 29th 2007 by serve justice

22. Your a bunch of freaking idiots the paparazzi wait outside her house, they do whatever they can to find and follow her. Did she look like someone who wanted those leeches there? Biased Aholes.

Posted at 11:23AM on Nov 29th 2007 by Ted

23. She may crave attention...then again maybe she just wants to be normal...if thats the case, it's just not possible...the paps will never leave her alone...if she wants to shop in peace then she should move somewhere that isn't crawling with 2nd rate photographer wannabes

Posted at 11:25AM on Nov 29th 2007 by ou812

24. What an ass!

Posted at 11:25AM on Nov 29th 2007 by Monica

25. I was there.



















I was there.






















I was there.

























Posted at 11:25AM on Nov 29th 2007 by FlyontheWallTMZ@AOL.com

26. I think that she needs to chill out and get her head straight..cause she isn't doing anything good..She just loves the attention. She had it from the start of her big career...She can't seem to get any attention with her music or acting..and unfortunately all she has the pap..that is the only thing keeping her in the celebrity life..She is gone from Hot to NOT!!!..besides she sucks..

Posted at 11:30AM on Nov 29th 2007 by Jeanine

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Posted at 11:30AM on Nov 29th 2007 by FlyontheWallTMZ@AOL.com

28. Brit u should have used your body doubles from your video shoot to fake out the paparazzi's while you were at another target and starbucks, dummy.

Posted at 11:33AM on Nov 29th 2007 by WakeUpCall

29. I heard on our local news (fox4) last night that she was pregnant again...I haven't seen that info anywhere else...any news on that?

Posted at 12:00PM on Nov 29th 2007 by Yo Britt!

30. I wish the photogs would follow me. I would be doing the craziest things you ever did see. It would be a blast.



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Posted at 11:33AM on Nov 29th 2007 by FlyontheWallTMZ@AOL.com

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