Britney Available at Target!

Attention Target shoppers! There's a special new brand of crazazy on aisle five, courtesy of Britney Spears!


Britney brought the cuckoo train to Target last night, causing a scene by doing absolutely nothing but buying a poinsettia. Whatever happened to peace on earth during the holiday season?!

Spears was bombarded by paps on her way out -- so she ran back inside and tried to sneak out the back, exclaiming, "Target police are a lot better than most." Wonder how the eight popo who rescued her at Starbucks feel about that!



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31. She's just out for the attention - She could shop online like a lot of people do, or have an assistant do the shopping for her.Its all for the attention.I don't feel sorry for her one bit - needs to stay home & be a part of her kids life.

Posted at 11:37AM on Nov 29th 2007 by attention whore Brittney

32. I really wonder why this freak even leaves the house. Going out and causing this kind of disturbance for a freaking plant or a cup of coffee? Isn't that what assistants are for? She obviously likes to cause chaos. What a selfish be-otch!

Posted at 11:38AM on Nov 29th 2007 by Lolita

33. 31

And you would lock yourself in your house if you had 300 million


GIVE US ALL A BREAK




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Posted at 11:40AM on Nov 29th 2007 by FlyontheWallTMZ@AOL.com

34. OH COME ON NOW!!! YOU JUST DID THIS STORY A FEW BACK!!!! (sorry for shouting, but this is ridiculous.)

Posted at 11:40AM on Nov 29th 2007 by Doh!!!

35. 33

We all agree about the redundency of a lot of stories


harv got you to comment so he has done his job. More adertising revenue for TMZ




have a great morning all



You too harv





Posted at 11:43AM on Nov 29th 2007 by FlyontheWallTMZ@AOL.com

36. come on people all the paps have to do is sit on the street she lives on and as soon as she pulls out of her driveway they follow her, shes not calling them they stake out the house then pursue....you guys who think the paps sit at target and wait for famous people crack me right up....duh.......all it takes is 1 spotter to see her and the chase is on....

Posted at 11:49AM on Nov 29th 2007 by WTF

37. Um, aren't poinsettias poisonous? I don't think she should have one in her house with two young children there. Oh, wait, that's right, she lost custody due to being a moron.

Posted at 11:51AM on Nov 29th 2007 by bitbitismydinner

38. Does she know those plants are poisonous when her kids eat them?

Posted at 12:35PM on Nov 29th 2007 by texasangie1

39. Erratic Britney Spears has been accused of shoplifting a wig just hours after stripping down to try on a pair of briefs in an adult store in Los Angeles.
It is alleged that after an altercation with staff, the troubled singer snatched a wig off a mannequin and left without paying for it.
The incident happened in the adult shop Hustler shortly before 1am on 18 November, the American magazine Us Weekly is reporting.
It also says that while in the store Spears, 25, picked up some saucy knickers and headed for the changing rooms.
But, much to her disgust, she was told by store employees that she could not try them on.
A source at the store, in West Hollywood, told the magazine: "They told her they don't allow people to try on underwear and she was really upset."
At that point the singer's behaviour allegedly took a turn for the worse. She decided to take off her own underwear - in the middle of the shop floor - before trying on a pair of pants with 'Barely Legal' stitched across the rear.
Fifteen other customers looked on in shock at the mother-of-two's antics. One witness told Us Weekly: "The employees said, 'Don't change out here!' She's just like, 'Well, I couldn't take them in the fitting room!' It was just like dealing with a child."
Spears's tantrum continued. "The staff told her she had to pay, and she rolled her eyes, but paid with a credit card," the source went on. But on the way out Spears allegedly went up to a mannequin, snatched its wig, and stole it.

Posted at 12:06PM on Nov 29th 2007 by me

40. Did you all know there is a presidental election coming up


Brit for PREZ





Thanks harv you can be vice prez









Posted at 12:09PM on Nov 29th 2007 by FlyontheWallTMZ@AOL.com

41. How can you say that it is for the attention. She has every right to shop when and where she wants. She doesn't need to shop online if she doesn't want to. She doesn't need to become a recluse because the paps hunt her down.


3. THIS IS ALL FOR ATTENTION! SHE IS ADDICTED!! SHE NEEDS REHAB FOR PAPARAZZI ADDICTION.

SHE CAN'T STAY IN HER MULTIMILLION DOLLAR HOME FOR A WEEK. BET SHE CAN'T DO IT. SHE WOULD BE SWEATING AND CRYING AND JONESING FOR A FIX.

AND LIKE ANY ADDICT SHE WILL RUN OUT OF HER HOUSE TO GET HER FIX FROM THE PAPARAZZI ATTENTION. A PLANT. ONE PLANT. RIDICULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted at 10:58AM on Nov 29th 2007 by who

Posted at 12:37PM on Nov 29th 2007 by TMZ YOU ARE IDIOTS

42. BUY YOUR CRAP ONLINE U IDIOT! ATTENTION WHORE! SHE NEEDS TO HIDE THAT UGLY AZZ MUG OF HERS AND STAY THE HELL OUTTA THE PUBLIC. WE ARE ALL SICK OF SEEING HER AND SEEING THESE LOSER PAPS AFTER HER ALL THE TIME. GET A FRIKIN LIFE TMZ AND PAPS

Posted at 4:46PM on Nov 29th 2007 by Me

43. TMZ POSTS POINTLESS BRIT STORIES CAUSE YOU PEOPLE ALL
COMMENT ON THEM, AND THAT MEANS MORE MONEY FOR TMZ!!!!!

STOP COMMENTING IF YOU WANT THE BRIT MADNESS TO STOP!!

Posted at 12:32PM on Nov 29th 2007 by Stoopit

44. Fly, I know. I already said that the advertisers count the # of hits per page on the last story, so no need to tell me. Opps, another hit! And can you please shorten all the blank spaces for a two line comment? I'm kind of sick of having to burn out my down button on my browser every time you post. Seriously, just post like others do. It's just another form of attention seeking behavior! I'm trying to ask nicely. Please, pretty Please!!!!

Posted at 12:40PM on Nov 29th 2007 by Doh!!!

45. ..hahahaha...Fly...Brit for Prez ...good one!!!!

Posted at 12:55PM on Nov 29th 2007 by jr

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