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Britney Available at Target!

Posted Nov 29th 2007 9:25AM by TMZ Staff

Attention Target shoppers! There's a special new brand of crazazy on aisle five, courtesy of Britney Spears!


Britney brought the cuckoo train to Target last night, causing a scene by doing absolutely nothing but buying a poinsettia. Whatever happened to peace on earth during the holiday season?!

Spears was bombarded by paps on her way out -- so she ran back inside and tried to sneak out the back, exclaiming, "Target police are a lot better than most." Wonder how the eight popo who rescued her at Starbucks feel about that!

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61. 54

thanks for the comment


Fly is a thief?



Hmmm that is news to harv - maybe he make a story about it



Harv see you at 6







Posted at 1:34PM on Nov 29th 2007 by FlyontheWallTMZ@AOL.com

62. doh - if she spoke to jr like that he would probably commit suicide LMAO!!!!

Posted at 1:37PM on Nov 29th 2007 by me

63. ..Michelle.....geez, I've had 4 boyz and NONE ever seemed to have craved plants!!!!...hahahaha.....maybe it's a girl thing!!!!!!!!! hahahaha...sorry I couldn't help myself!!!!!

Posted at 1:37PM on Nov 29th 2007 by jr

64. JR,

i was not implying that my boy likes to eat plants lol but pointsettas are poisenous, and kids, as you know, like to chew on everything at that age. so it was precautionary, nothing more lol

Posted at 1:47PM on Nov 29th 2007 by michelle

65. ...haahhaaha...Michelle..I know!!!...just couldn't help finding a little humour and I got a good chuckle!!....now that I think abt it...they did get into the soil !!...

Posted at 1:57PM on Nov 29th 2007 by jr

66. Yeah, I admit it. I am sick of having to forever press the down button to get past the huge waste of space that idiot Fly seems to need for weak one or two liners and then some Bullchit name dropping after that. Well I'm not going to follow that idiot's direction and email my thoughts! I'm sick of these weak, brainless posts and I am going to comment on them right here! For all to see. And yes Fly, you are such an idiot that you tried, and I emphasize tried, to feed me back a comment packaged as new and original back to me. I didn't see a single comment about how hit counts on stories are used to bring in advertisers until I made one. Then Fly comes back and makes a crack about this too and tries to make it sound as if it were an original thought. You fed me my own thought back and tried to sell it as original. It's a small point, but you lied and I caught it. Your comments are inane and never original. You just come on here, hog a lot of space, name drop, and try to sound vital and important. I'm calling you on it! Even the spammers are trying harder than you are to fit into the conversation! You're weak, brainless, and I suspect, poorly educated!

Posted at 2:19PM on Nov 29th 2007 by Doh!!!

67. jr - mine hasnt' yet, but i'll give him time, all babies do :-) nice chatten with you, i'm sure i'll see you on another post

Posted at 2:05PM on Nov 29th 2007 by michelle

68. ..enjoy ur baby Michelle...they grow soooooooooo fast!!!...I'm off shortly, a gazillion things to do today...have fun though, some nice moms on here!!!

Posted at 2:08PM on Nov 29th 2007 by jr

69. ...whew.......Doh...u r mad!!!....ur entitled!...many do enjoy Fly though....I'm staying out of it though!!! hahaha...take care!

Posted at 2:25PM on Nov 29th 2007 by jr

70. me, thanks for the support on this. I won't insult Kelli, Lillie, and jr because I know they are smart people. But this Fly person isn't and won't be thanking me for some of the future rips if s/he continues to bait me.

Posted at 2:25PM on Nov 29th 2007 by Doh!!!

71. This stupid biotch really needs to get a grip on reality! How pathetic is she?! Grow the F up!

Posted at 2:37PM on Nov 29th 2007 by Marge

72. YOU GO DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You hit the nail on the head - that's her to a tee!!!

Posted at 2:40PM on Nov 29th 2007 by me

73. Doh - she will continue to thank you in sarcastic way and also insult you at the same time - she does it to everybody! Some people think it is funny, I for one do not - I find it very immature and self centered. She does it for attention - it's kinda sick - it's like she is copying every Britney does - wants to appear to be just like her! Also familiarises herself with TMZ trying to give the impression that she works for them or at least knows them all. Whether she does or not is irrelevant - she just annoys the hell out of everybody that doesn't find her senseless banter entertaining.

Posted at 2:51PM on Nov 29th 2007 by me

74. Is Fly are her or a him? Just curious, so I can be a bit more accurate in the future flamings! Really doesn't matter one way or the other. I'm just a guy with a sharp pin who likes to pop the inflated self images of idiots like Fly. They buzz in my ear and I will swat!

Posted at 2:52PM on Nov 29th 2007 by Doh!!!

75. It is a SHE! She has spoken many times of wearing the same "FLY" glasses (as she calls them) as Britney wears - she also told me one time she has a 5 year old - hard to believe huh?

Posted at 2:55PM on Nov 29th 2007 by me

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