Jessica Simpson and Two Angels -- Hookers in Moscow?

They may be big name A-listers in America, but Victoria's Secret models Karolina Kurkova and Alessandra Ambrosio, and even Jessica Simpson are merely women of the night -- in Russia!
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In the naughty section of the Moscow Times are ads for escorts, complete with photos -- of these three stars! According to the ad, Kurkova's working name is Kristina, Ambrosio's is Masha and both are available 24 hours a day. Hot damn! If it's really Jessica, that would explain why her name is Lena; it has only two syllables -- something she'd be able to remember.




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16. Ditto, this was stolen from Adrienne Curry's blog. The least you could do was credit her. First you guys stole stories from Mediatakeout.com and now your trolling myspace blogs for stories. Sad.......sad.

Posted at 4:28PM on Nov 29th 2007 by SLOW NEWS DAY

17. Um no its not. Look it up. NONE of those are Jessica Simpson

Posted at 4:58PM on Nov 29th 2007 by mommyof4

18. Yes it is Jessica Simpson! What's wrong with you?

http://www.phun.org/celebrities/jessica_simpson/jessica_simpson_68.jpg

Posted at 5:40PM on Nov 29th 2007 by LisaStanford

19. If you have to dig it out, you probably shouldn't be wearing it!

Posted at 8:52PM on Nov 29th 2007 by One stinky cracker

20. scratch it girl

Posted at 1:56PM on Dec 1st 2007 by Lucy

21. now that's just gotta feel good.

Posted at 7:12PM on Dec 2nd 2007 by da'truffle

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