The Bear without a Care

The Gummi Bear ventured from his cave again yesterday, foraging at the Ivy for some lunch. The smoky bear was seen on the sidewalk, comparing his velveteen coat and sweats with a friend's similar look. What's that bear got in his pockets? Probably berries and dead salmon.


The Bear puffed away and did his post-Thanksgiving balloon wobble as he boasted of his Dior sneakers and sensational style. Ah, to be rich and satisfied with oneself, in spite of all one's shortcomings. It's just the bear necessities of life -- that make Gummi so fabulous.

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16. does he fit in the chair?

Posted at 3:22PM on Nov 30th 2007 by beaver

17. Who IS this guy? Does anyone besides TMZ know or care?

Posted at 3:23PM on Nov 30th 2007 by Who Cares?

18. herpes!!!!

Posted at 3:25PM on Nov 30th 2007 by me

19. OK! SOMEONE PLEASE ANSWER ME!

WHO IN THE BLUE CHEESE HELL IS GUMMI BEAR? WHO CARES ABOUT THIS FAT ASS?

Posted at 3:29PM on Nov 30th 2007 by Risk

20. He is so gay. That cannot be his real voice. He actually sounds like Paris...why do all rich people have to fake their voices...? I don't get it. GROSS!

Posted at 3:31PM on Nov 30th 2007 by Ang

21. Risk,

He is Brandon Davis' brother. Brandon is better known as the dude that was with Paris the night he was yelling "Firecrotch" with reference to Lyndsay Lohan.

Who are the Davis brothers you ask? Two spoiled brats who are oil heirs. They are just like Paris Hilton...known for their parent's money!

Posted at 3:37PM on Nov 30th 2007 by Dawn Day

22. what a gay looking pig, we should open pig hunting season or better yet, put that retard in the zoo.and let people hit him with slop, so at lease he can eat. but looking at him he doesn't need more food. get a life you fool.

Posted at 3:42PM on Nov 30th 2007 by james

23. Tell me this fat pig isn't a pole smoker. And who's the lucky pap who has to follow this nobody around? And why does TMZ keep showing him?

Posted at 3:49PM on Nov 30th 2007 by posters who write FIRST suck

24. the other guy is definitely better dressed

Posted at 4:17PM on Dec 1st 2007 by hottie29

25. how disgusting, a fat old queen smoking..I'd rather look at a turd

Posted at 4:43PM on Nov 30th 2007 by dominick fox

26. Wow, just by the way he was smoking the cigarette and his voice, he's totally gay (not that there's anything wrong with it). Definitely gives new meaning to the word "Pole-r" Bear!

Posted at 4:33PM on Nov 30th 2007 by Justin

27. Gummi is always good for a laugh. I guess he recovered from his latest ailment.

Posted at 4:52PM on Nov 30th 2007 by Jenny

28. I apologize for being behind on the times....but would someone please tell me who this gummi bear person is.

Posted at 5:10PM on Nov 30th 2007 by ou812

29. Someone please tell me who in God's name is this? Is it just some random rich guy that TMZ follows around? Who IS this?

Posted at 5:16PM on Nov 30th 2007 by Cristina

30. ......hahahahahahhahahaahha...FINALLY...something to laugh abt!!!!....ALWAYS funny!!...enjoy him before he hibernates for the winter!!

Posted at 5:24PM on Nov 30th 2007 by jr

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