Paris Flees from Random Pecker

16. Run Paris Run...That was too funny.

Posted at 1:43PM on Dec 1st 2007 by George Clooney is a CryBaby

17. Paris IS a random pecker.

Posted at 2:04PM on Dec 1st 2007 by Sir Nigel Buttercrumpett

18. Amazing all the kiss-up lines of the paps & hangers on - trying to feel like part of the "action".

Posted at 1:50PM on Dec 1st 2007 by Dawn

19. Kathy Griffin did a bit about Paris during her recent comedy special on Bravo. It was hysterical. She imitated PH’s walk perfectly -- -- like what you’d see if you crossed a horse with a giraffe. Kathy saw Paris at some lame awards show, and after Paris came on stage and spoke, she couldn’t figure out how to get off stage. Kathy imitated Paris walking back and forth, trying to figure out where to exit. I guess trying to exit the way she entered was too much of a giant leap into the unknown. Anyway, the producers of the awards show had to cut this footage of Paris before they aired it on television. Too funny!

Posted at 1:52PM on Dec 1st 2007 by George

20. How close is Crimson to Rwanda?

Posted at 1:57PM on Dec 1st 2007 by bushwa

21. trust

paris is feeling 1000,000% empty inside her barren soul....

any sperm that crawls up her cannal is commiting suicide

Posted at 1:57PM on Dec 1st 2007 by the oracle knows all

22. Alex Vaggo is going to kill that guy.

Posted at 1:58PM on Dec 1st 2007 by The Swedish Consulate

23. ..George....hahhahahhahahaha...I love the part of ur story where she couldn't figure out how to exit where she entered!!!!!!!!! hahahahahha...thanks for sharing!!!

Posted at 1:58PM on Dec 1st 2007 by jr

24. Don't laugh at her,she is good...
-At least I so think...

Posted at 2:04PM on Dec 1st 2007 by And_LV

25. Yet another reason for foced sterlization in Hollywood.

Posted at 2:03PM on Dec 1st 2007 by Butler

26. Again with the SCRAGGLY hair!! If your gonna do that cute long on one side thing, brush it once in a while!!

I was hopeful after these girls stopped wearing hair extensions, they would start looking less scraggly. Guess not!

Posted at 2:19PM on Dec 1st 2007 by JustSayin

27. Paris is worth $15M on her own GED degree savvy - $20M wll come when Barron Hilton passes.

Posted at 2:05PM on Dec 1st 2007 by Dawn

28. To Dawn...

And this is important because...?? By the way, the money Paris has was also actually made for her by people who have a lot more than a G.E.D. (LOL!) There is no way she could ever do anything on her own.

Posted at 2:15PM on Dec 1st 2007 by May

29. datz hott.

Posted at 2:16PM on Dec 1st 2007 by beaver

30. Paris ...you should have been kept in jail longer...you are a stupid bimbo who gives NOTHING back to society....you are a loser and SHOULD STILL BE IN JAIL!!

Posted at 2:21PM on Dec 1st 2007 by just my input