Paris Flees from Random Pecker

A befuddled Paris Hilton hopped into the wrong SUV last night outside of the Ariva party Crimson -- where a random rider got randy with her facial real estate. Special delivery!


Watch Paris' priceless reaction -- and the speed with which the hotel hottie high-heels it home!



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61. I feel so SORRY FOR HER

Look how the guys are looking at her just waiting to use her, A DRUNK MANS DREAM

I WOULD FEEL SO NASTY AND DISRESPECTED.

Posted at 5:58PM on Dec 1st 2007 by Just Saying

62. You know what I just noticed, because I said I have to see if this is a JOKE

They probably will DELETE IT PARIS is their BREAD AND BUTTER BUT,

The PAPARAZZI are the ones ENABLING THIS GIRL, you ever noitce how they are always complimenting her and KISSING HER ASS? SO THEY CAN KEEP MAKING MONEY

"you look beautiful PARIS"
"you are great PARIS"
"we love you PARIS"
"if you jog we jog PARIS"

I see why she can live in her OWN LITTLE WORLD, and have no real perception of REALITY.

Only once in a blue does she probably get a DOSE OF REALITY, by us average American citizens. VERY REVEALING.

BUT IT'S SAD

Posted at 6:11PM on Dec 1st 2007 by Just Saying

63. I admit I have multiple STDs and am a alleged pedophile - I do love you Paris & Dawn - yes I am jealous in my low life low IQ trailer lifestyle - some day I shall be well maybe.

Posted at 6:26PM on Dec 1st 2007 by Paris, please, please go away

64. To BillyM...#33

You are so right. Look at Dawn's posts, for example, She fits your descriptions to a T. She makes no sense, and I suspect her lifestyle and education is far lower than mine and other posters here. (LOL)

Posted at 6:53PM on Dec 1st 2007 by May

65. To #60 - Paris please go away...

Dawn doesn't have an elitist attitude. But she thinks she does. That's what makes her look like Billy's description of a "neurotic wannabe." It's really quite funny. Actually, I think Hilton's critics are more elitist, but in the positive sense...we have much higher standards.

Posted at 7:00PM on Dec 1st 2007 by May

66. In a crush of people flashing lights in her face and everyone yelling her name, trying to find 1 in a crowd of black SUV-type cars, it's not surprising that she could get in the wrong car. I think she's a complete bozo, but this one is not her fault.

What's with the TMZ photogs all sounding like crackhead felons? Seriously, if their on-tape banter is any indication, higher education is not a job requirement.

Posted at 7:51PM on Dec 1st 2007 by Delia

67. Has anyone else noticed that hate-spewing posters preface their vitriolic outbursts with descriptions of how happy and loved they are? Odd, no?

Posted at 7:51PM on Dec 1st 2007 by Ironic

68. OMG - that's happened to me! LOL (okay, nobody yelled omg when I got in the car...lol).

I love that you can hear the guys in the car saying "oh my god is that Paris Hilton?"

I don't know why but I LOVE this woman!!! She has a great sense of humor!

Posted at 8:04PM on Dec 1st 2007 by amanda

69. I wish the driver of the SUV had taken off with that boney butt skank. Then about 10 years from now somebody would find her hoeing in some back alley brothel in Japan.

Now Thats Hot!

Posted at 8:07PM on Dec 1st 2007 by Now Thats Hot!

70. She's such a dumb ass. How about all that charity work she was suppose to do?

Posted at 8:15PM on Dec 1st 2007 by jadzia dax

71. To Ironic (#68)

Disrespect is hatred? Laughter and ridicule is vitriolic? Where are all of these prefaces you are referring to? And what planet are you from? The real irony here is that your comments are more hate-spewed than others.

Posted at 8:23PM on Dec 1st 2007 by Bill

72. HER HAIR IS TOO LONG SO THAT I CAN'T FIRURE OUT WHETHER HER FACE ID NICE OR UGLY!! CUT IT AND LET ME HAVE A LOOK!

Posted at 9:00PM on Dec 1st 2007 by femmate.com

73. Dear Paris,

You need a pet gorilla.
Gorillas are fuzzy and furry and eat bananas.

Give me a banana.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 9:20PM on Dec 1st 2007 by 800 Pound Gorilla

74. DAWN: PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF PARISITE'S DESEASED PISS FLAPS FOOL!!

Posted at 10:19PM on Dec 1st 2007 by Shitney Smears

75. Hey 800 # garilla could you please land on this bitch and be done with her?

Posted at 11:33PM on Dec 1st 2007 by Just saying {the real one}

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