Romo to Simpson -- Nice Tight End!

16. Just helps to prove that NFL players are rich, play good, have fun, have groupies of all types, but basically, they are lacking brains. Just try to name more than 5 players that can actually read and write!! (Other than their signature)

Posted at 11:16AM on Dec 1st 2007 by Janice

17. Love my Cowboys. Clinched the playoff spot. 11-1..

Posted at 11:24AM on Dec 1st 2007 by Kelli

18. Tony's turning into another serial celebrity dater like Derek Jeter. Let's hope he doesn't spread std like Jeter does to his celebrity girlfriends. I guess he's trying to prove the New York press he has it since they wrote this comparison to herpes jeter:

Romo no match for Jeter

By SEAN BRENNAN
DAILY NEWS SPORTS WRITER

Wednesday, November 21st 2007, 6:58 PM

He's the quarterback for the most glamorous franchise in the NFL, the Dallas Cowboys. American's Team. He just signed a brand spanking new $67.5 million contact this week, and because you can't go anywhere on the Internet or the gossip pages these days without finding Tony Romo linked to a new beauty du jour, the inevitable comparisons to Yankees ladies man par excellence Derek Jeter have begun.

To which we say, put the car in park, people.

To compare Jeter's off-field prowess to that of someone no one had ever heard of before midseason last year is to besmirch (there's an SAT word for you) The Captain's carefully crafted reputation.

Jeter's accomplishments both on and off the field are the things Yankeeographies are made of. He was Rookie of the Year in 1996, has four World Series rings, was named the Yankees' first captain since Don Mattingly, is an eight-time All Star and is likely, before he's done playing, to become the first Yankee to achieve 3,000 hits in a career. There was the Jeffrey Maier homer, "The Flip" in Oakland, the Mr. November World Series homer and he recently earned the top spot in WFAN's top sports celebrities of the past 20 years.

Tony Romo? He had "The Botch." A miscue on a field goal that cost the Cowboys a victory in the playoffs against the Seahawks last year. He has no rings, zero playoff wins, and compared to Jeter's Murderer's Row list of Arm Candy, no shot at achieving Jeter-dom any time soon.

Jeter is unique in that men both despise and admire him at the same time. His list of "friends" has included former Miss Universe Lara Dutta, scrumptious actress Jessica Alba, equally tempting Jessica Biel, Hollywood starlet Scarlett Johansson as well as A-listers Vanessa Minnillo and Jordana Brewster. Oh, and let's not forget Mariah Carey.

It's so good "being Jeter" that former Yankee teammate Tim Raines once said, "Hanging out with him sucks because all the women flock to him."

Yes, we aspire to be Jeter's Wing Man, though we know those very words will most likely not appear on our tombstone.

Romo? He's like a Jeter starter kit. There have been links to Jessica Simpson (very lovely in her Daisy Duke shorts in the "Dukes of Hazzard" Movie) and Carrie Underwood, the "American Idol" hottie. Not a bad start.

But he's also been seen dining recently with Sophia Bush, who we thought was one of George's daughters until we found out she was an actress from something called "One Tree Hill."

Posted at 11:33AM on Dec 1st 2007 by Daboys

19. Take that Yankee Jeter. Romo will take the Boys to da superbowl. Jeter cheats on his taxes too.

Posted at 11:37AM on Dec 1st 2007 by Mainstreeter

20. TMZ, you cant tell the truth to save yourselves. This is the worst bit of photog work. It is dark and the camera man in in convulsions. Also, what is he doing that close at an airport, did he violate homeland security laws by have access to the tarmac. He should hope the Dept of Homeland Security doesnt view this, he might be spending a few years in lockdown at a fed prison. Hope its worth it to him and you should that be the case.

Posted at 11:36AM on Dec 1st 2007 by ????????????

21. This is great, they drive like maniacs all over our city streets to hunt down celebs putting us all in danger. Now they are going to resort to chasing down jets on the runway to get pictures. Soon you are going to see a TMZ pap next to your Boeing 767 on the runway at Houston Bush International airport trying to get pics of Jessica as she waves out the window, hopefully for the Continental Air 767 that the pap doesnt cut of the jet as it gets ready to take off.

Posted at 11:39AM on Dec 1st 2007 by ????????????

22. Good for her..Hey may not be Tom Brady but he sure is a step up in the looks department from Nic and john. Plus I think football players are a little more tolerant than muscians on the need for stimulating conversations.

Posted at 11:44AM on Dec 1st 2007 by redsonja1313

23. Can't stand her! I saw her profile on mllionaire dating site WealthyRomance.com last week. I am wondering what kinf od relationship she is looking for on that site! Just curious.

Posted at 11:51AM on Dec 1st 2007 by ccute

24. This movie sux, I don't think it is them...

Posted at 12:13AM on Dec 3rd 2007 by Cherokee Michaels

25. I will never care about any team that leather faced Jerry Jones owns!!

Posted at 11:50AM on Dec 1st 2007 by Beefcakes

26. # 15 Robin Must be a sore Redskins fan. (lol)

Posted at 4:25PM on Dec 1st 2007 by Darv

27. Harv---photography secrect---tell your camera man to hold the camera against a solid object to steady the camera.....or drink less coffee....

Posted at 2:05PM on Dec 1st 2007 by James

28. I hope not. She is TRASH. Tony move away from that freakish family as fast as possible. Go back to Carrie.

Posted at 12:50PM on Dec 1st 2007 by bry

29. The Cowboys are better than that. Don't bring down the franchise by hanging with Simpson trash.

Posted at 12:50PM on Dec 1st 2007 by bbb

30. should u not have sex until after the super bowl?

Posted at 12:52PM on Dec 1st 2007 by army brat