Jessica Alba: What's Up, Bra?

1. 1ST BITCHES!!!

Posted at 2:44PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by robinn

2. BFD.

Posted at 2:54PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by rudewaitress

3. I would help her support those puppies any time. (and i'm a female)

Posted at 2:52PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by hmmmm

4. She's a bitch! Never liked her. No talent! She's not even that pretty.

Posted at 2:53PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by Billie

5. I hope she doesn't look like her mom in 20-30 years! YUCK!

Posted at 3:21PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by HerMomsUgly

6. I think Eva Mendez in jogging pants is way hotter than Alba

Posted at 3:32PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by Just my opinion.........

7. Since Jessica Alba declared herself non -Latina,) obviosly she forgat that her father is Mexican), we Latinas are not going to see her movies anymore. As far as we are concerned Jessica Alba can burn in HELL>>>>....

Posted at 3:33PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by Melody

8. You tell us she went bra shopping, but you don't tell us what we want to know: what size?

C'mon, TMZ, what's the matter? Can't you hit the fastball anymore?

Posted at 3:36PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by sean

9. IS SHE THE ONE, THAT GOT THE (HERPES VIRUS), FROM (A-ROD OR JETER)????.

Posted at 3:42PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by KEEP IT REAL

10. Hey Melody when did she declare herself a "non-latina"? I just wanted to look it up because she has always given me that impression.

Posted at 3:43PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by Just wondering

11. .....no place to post this....x-17 has film with K-fed sending booyz to Bris house Sun for her b-day with presents!!!!...I'm so glad...that was the right thing to do!!!

Posted at 3:52PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by jr

12. Talentless and thin as a twig. She had a better body and deameanor when shbe played Angel

Posted at 4:00PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by DEREK

13.
Movie Review

'Awake' is a nightmare
Friday, November 30th 2007, 10:00 PM


A scene from 'Awake.'
AWAKE. Thriller about a heart patient who realizes mid-surgery that his doctors are trying to kill him. With Hayden Christensen, Jessica Alba, Terrence Howard. Writer director Joby Harold. (1:24) R: language, sexual content. Area theaters.

ZERO STARS

We're told at the start of writer-director Joby Harold's "Awake" that as many as 30,000 of the 21 million surgery patients put under anesthesia in the U.S. every year do not actually go to sleep.

No, like the conscious viewer of this film, they must silently endure agonizing pain and banal operating room dialogue while telling themselves that it will soon be over.

Not soon enough in the case of "Awake," possibly the worst movie of 2007, and certainly the worst movie ever made featuring the spirits of dying people discussing their futures and sharing mortal flashbacks.

"Awake" is about a surgery team's plot to kill a wealthy heart transplant patient and somehow steal his money. The details will fill your head with wonder, and turn the popcorn over in your stomach.

Hayden Christensen, who was born to play an unconscious patient, is Clay Beresford, the scion of a Manhattan-based real estate family and something of a mama's boy. He wants to be the man his father was, but his mother (Lena Olin) won't even let him be the man he is.

Clay is secretly engaged to his mother's luscious secretary Sam (Jessica Alba), and won't tell the old lady for fear of hurting her feelings.

When he finally gets up the nerve, what a night! He has barely rebelled against mom and married Sam when word comes from his cardiovascular surgeon and good friend Jack (Terrence Howard) that his new heart has arrived.

Then the worst sort of luck: His anesthesia paralyzes his muscles but leaves his nerve endings and mind alert. He feels the scalpel cut through his chest, feels the mechanical wedge separate his sternum, feels his old heart being removed. Damn!

Somehow, his spirit wrestles its way free of his body at this point and watches the whole show, tries to find out why his pal Jack is killing him, and why nobody - save the poor audience - hears his screams. A whinier spirit you have not seen.

Will Sam save him? Mom? Will he live long enough to understand why his father died in a Santa Claus suit?

Malpractice suit to follow.

Posted at 4:07PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by fun-fun

14. Sweet!

I'd go bra shopping with her any day and may be buy some g-strings too!!!

Posted at 4:11PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by Flake

15. I'm a female and I would rather go gun shopping. It's not something I enjoy.

Posted at 4:27PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by Kaya