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Joan Van Ark's Face --

That's 'Knot' Right

12/4/2007 1:01 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Former "Knots Landing" star Joan Van Ark is living proof that you should never schedule a chemical peel moments before a red carpet event!

Joan Van Ark
The 64-year-old, with tattoo-ish Liza brows and Sharpie eyeliner, was out at a theater event in L.A. on Saturday.

Her new look is in stark contrast to her CBS publicity photo (inset) from a few years ago. Damn!

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K    

That's just so WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2486 days ago
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Nikki lamb    

Oh dear LORD. The bruising around her mouth makes her look like a man trying to cover up 5 o'clock shadow. And why would she wear no lipstick/gloss?

There are times when you look in the mirror and decide to skip an event; this should have been one of them for her.

We've all heard of "fighting the hot", I think we need to come up with something like "fighting the old" for the Joan Rivers/Jocelyn Wildenstein-esque death masks. There's something to be said for aging gracefully.

2486 days ago
18.

beth    

I personally don't know of any 64 year old woman who looks better. IRL, I mean.

2486 days ago
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Tangie    

These frickin crazy celebs need head doctors so badly.

2486 days ago
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gorillaFART    

im gonna have nightmares tonight =(

2486 days ago
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Jusst saying    

what the hell was she thinking !?! Why get a procedure done to improve your looks and then go out in public while your'e still healing... and looking worse than ever!!!

2486 days ago
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Tangie    

And I thought Britney was insane!

2486 days ago
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k-dogg    

She looks like what the apes from planet of the apes would have evolved into

2486 days ago
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Merry Christmas    

That is so sad. I feel bad for her.

2486 days ago
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just me    

the chemical peel has nothing to do with those fugly drawn on eyebrows.

2486 days ago
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Julie    

Holy crap!!! You should warn a person that this may be frightening and give you nightmares for the rest of your life. That shiz is scary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2486 days ago
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BeenHungOverOnceOrTwice    

Those are hung-over eyes. The little pupils, dull color and bloodshot whites? Then trying to disguise with too much makeup? Ouch. Ouch. Can you not use bronzer?

2486 days ago
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what ?    

I never thought that this lady was attractive , and I mean not in the least... she is just aging! her ugliness is aging .. and no cosmetic procedure is going to help her get rid of that crack head look .

2486 days ago
29.

WWE    

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stop trying to be someone your NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2486 days ago
30.

Anita    

OMG!!!! What happened to Val??? JR must have finally gotten his revenge on her!!!!!!!

2486 days ago
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