Beauty
Joan Van Ark's Face -- That's "Knot" Right

Former "Knots Landing" star Joan Van Ark is living proof that you should never schedule a chemical peel moments before a red carpet event!
Joan Van Ark
The 64-year-old, with tattoo-ish Liza brows and Sharpie eyeliner, was out at a theater event in L.A. on Saturday.

Her new look is in stark contrast to her CBS publicity photo (inset) from a few years ago. Damn!



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31. Now we know what Lauri from The Real Housewives of Orange County will look like in a few years....

Posted at 5:15PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by HA!

32. Those are hung-over eyes. The little pupils, dull color and bloodshot whites? Then trying to disguise with too much makeup? Ouch. Ouch. Can you not use bronzer?

Posted at 5:16PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by BeenHungOverOnceOrTwice

33. I never thought that this lady was attractive , and I mean not in the least... she is just aging! her ugliness is aging .. and no cosmetic procedure is going to help her get rid of that crack head look .

Posted at 5:18PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by anna

34. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stop trying to be someone your NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:20PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by stinger

35. OMG!!!! What happened to Val??? JR must have finally gotten his revenge on her!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:21PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by Anita

36. OH MY GOSH! SHE LOOKS HIDEOUS!

Posted at 5:21PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by cutiepie

37. I've seen better looking people in the caskets over at Forest Lawn!!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:21PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by FABIO

38. Damn--that is just sad and scary. It's scary that she thought it was ok to go out in public looking like that!!! Someone should have stopped her.

Posted at 5:23PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by Janet

39. Sweeet Babbbeeee Jeeebus WTF was THAT?

Posted at 5:22PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by FlBiker

40. Damn is right....

She looks bruised and OLD.

bless her heart.

Posted at 5:27PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by Mark S.

41. She looks like she has been embalmed and BADLY!!!!

Posted at 5:24PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by sherricheu

42. CAUCASIONS DO NOT AGE WELL!

Posted at 5:24PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by wow

43. That's not real

Posted at 5:25PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by Kelly M

44. Wow she looks sick! If this is what chemical peels do your your face I'd rather live with the wrinkles.

Posted at 5:30PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by dee

45. So, Skeletar we meet again.

Posted at 5:29PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by FlBiker

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