Beauty
Joan Van Ark's Face -- That's "Knot" Right

Former "Knots Landing" star Joan Van Ark is living proof that you should never schedule a chemical peel moments before a red carpet event!
Joan Van Ark
The 64-year-old, with tattoo-ish Liza brows and Sharpie eyeliner, was out at a theater event in L.A. on Saturday.

Her new look is in stark contrast to her CBS publicity photo (inset) from a few years ago. Damn!



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46. Why would anybody in their right damn mind get out looking like that. That's just painful to look at.

Posted at 5:31PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by Jackson

47. YIKES!!!!! There is NO WAY that is a woman. Is this a joke?

Posted at 5:34PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by Hideous

48. Hey Star, Still wanna burn one? I missed your cool remarks on here. You ROCK!!

Posted at 5:32PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by weedman

49. Wait till they get a load of me...

Posted at 5:33PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by Kirk

50. OMG why is it so white / gray around her lips and mouth?!!! She looks like a burn victim. It doesn't even look like living tissue!!! Holy crap ....

Posted at 10:00PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by llz

51. Wait till they get a load of me...

Posted at 5:37PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by Kirk

52.

Why did she go out when she looked this bad????

Posted at 5:37PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by YES to Free Speech ~ NO to Backs that are Wet....

53. Dearest TMZ ~ Please listen up:

TMZ ~ you're starting to suck. If you're going to go on "Nazi Post
Patrol" and delete half of what's posted - then you shouldn't even
bother with these boards!!!

There. I have spoken...

Posted at 5:38PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by YES to Free Speech ~ NO to Backs that are Wet....

54. She looks almost as bad as insane Amy Winehouse in her bra:

Posted at 5:39PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by Tim

55. Its picures of celebrities like this that women need to see so they can stop beating themselves up over not looking like the celebrities in magazines. Its all good makeup, airbrushing and lighting. Nobodys flawless and this picture proves it!

Posted at 6:04PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by Jennie

56. 64? In what, Jupiter years??? Which would make her about a gazillion years old here! She could be in a walking-dead movie, playing the lead zombie, just as she is! I agree with poster who said 'quit trying to be something u are not' -- I mean C'MON -- we all want to look our best; but we also all age. Doing so a little more gracefully, instead of attempts to be as 20 & end up looking 2,000, would be a good start.... Ridiculous! and quite disturbing.

Posted at 5:41PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by My eyes! My eyes!

57. I guess it is HER. Here are more of the pics - WHO LET HER OUT LIKE THIS?!?

http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=6676

Posted at 5:41PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by Hideous

58. that can't be real. must be a photoshop pic.

Posted at 5:50PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by a

59. Come ON you guys! Be nice... Phillis Diller is 90 years old for Gods sake! OOPS wrong photo. Never MInd.

Posted at 5:44PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by Sturges

60. that is so discusting!

Posted at 5:46PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by kitty

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