Joan Van Ark's Face -- That's "Knot" Right

61. No way. Does she not know? WTF?????

Posted at 5:47PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by Holy GUACAMOLE!

62. I always thought she looked like a grasshopper!!!

Posted at 5:48PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by rykat

63. AAAH!! Is this a Michael Jackson impersonator or is it Michael in drag?!

Posted at 6:10PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by jayjay

64. i just hate it when people like this get attacked in public.

i remember seeing her at cbs in the early '90's and she was gorgeous. better looking in person, with her makeup off, than on-screen. her skin was like velvet. and she was very nice.

i think this is mostly bruising from some kind of filler injections. if you look at the lines from her nose to her lips and then from the lips to the chin, that's where it's blackest and bluest. i also think she probably had her lips done. no big deal. why get so judgmental about this stuff? i don't get it.

she should put ice on the bruising to help it heal and fire the makeup artist. there are cover-ups for that kind of bruising. i know.....i have some!

Posted at 5:50PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by anne

65. YIKES!!!!!

Posted at 5:50PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by desilou

66. How did they get her autopsy photos?

Posted at 5:52PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by FlBiker

67. All that is holy, I am very happy with my wrinkles right where they are, thank you very much. This is one frightening image, it just looks painful.

Posted at 5:53PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by Shaka

68. LMFAO @ STURGES
FRIGGIN PHYLLIS DILLER I AM AT WORK AND REALLY LAUGHED OUT LOAD AT THAT.
IT LOOKS LIKE HER FACE IS PLASTIC, AND SOMEONE HELD A LIT MATCH UP TO PART OF IT, AND IT DREW IT UP AND PUCKERED SOME OF IT.
THAT IS REALLY SO NASTY

Posted at 5:57PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by HOLY FRIGGIN CRAP

69. Good God, WTF? And she's posing for a pic looking like that?
The eyeliner and eyebrows aren't even close to matching her hair and coloring.
Yikes, that really is just wrong.

Posted at 5:58PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by Prnzez

70. /What a f-----g nightmare. Typical Hollywood scare-let

Posted at 6:07PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by donna

71. IS SHE A PATIENT OF DR. JAY ADAMS???????????

Posted at 5:58PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by Spooky

72. Lousy undertaker.

Posted at 6:00PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by auramac

73. My opinion is she recently had a CO2 laser peel. Far more penetrating than a regular chemical peel, and can impair skin pigmentation, but it will usually bounce back in about 4-6 weeks. The dead giveaway is the blanching of color around the mouth. Just looks so wrong when compared to her over Botoxed brow.

Posted at 6:02PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by Patricia S MD

74. Lady, you are 64 years pld. Not 45. You are never gonna be 45 again. You will never look 45 again. Instead of looking younger and better, you look like a freak. A freak of nature. A hideous creature people run from in horror. Are you that terrified of growing old? You will trade your dignity and natural wrinkles for this? You need help. You are in dire need of a shrink. I am baffled as to why people do this!

Posted at 6:03PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by Mama Mia

75. Halloween is over.

Posted at 6:03PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by tim