Joan Van Ark's Face -- That's "Knot" Right

736. as an esthetician, i have to comment. #1- the lighting is horrendous. too contrasty. there are other photos of her on other sites, and it isn't quite as bad. #2 the night that you have a chemical peel, if that is what she did, isn't the best time to be photographed. her skin would be red all over, and irritated... putting all that pancake make-up on isn't helping. #3 a large portion of the lines and wrinkles that are visible are due to dehydration, which is probably the result of the peel. use a high hydration mask, drink a minimum of 64 oz of water, and those lines go away. #4 something additional was done around her mouth, it looks bruised, and her lips, which normally appear somewhat thin, are swollen. maybe just a stonger peel (which would be a no-no around the lips), or maybe injections to plump them up. #5 and if she is doing all this, then she is trying to take care of her skin.

to all of you people slamming her for going out, quit judging, you have no idea what her reasons for attending were, quit being so blasted critical.

and for those saying that she looks like a zombie, i hope someone is around when you are 64, and not at your best, to tell you that you look like crap. mean people suck.

Posted at 2:37AM on Dec 9th 2007 by kelli

737. The woman is 64 years old, she looks the same as most 64 year old woman that aren't getting face lifts and botox shots. Jeez what is it with you people, they're damned if they do and damned if they don't. To those condemning this woman, if you didn't look as good as she did in her 40's...what the hell makes you think your going to look better in your 60's? Constant face lifts, botox injections, etc...add up into the 100,000 of thousands of dollars over time. So better start saving now if you think your going to look any better. Most insurances won't pay for your vanity. Oh and PS they still don't have full body lifts, so forget it your face might look good, but your still gonna have an old wrinkly body, that gravity will take hold of and no one is interested in seeing nekkid.

Posted at 6:00AM on Dec 9th 2007 by Diana

738. She's under a flourescent light y'all. Even so, she's looks a hell of a lot BETTER than Farrah Fawcett, Meg Ryan, Melanie Griffith, Victoria Principal, etc. and so forth......

Posted at 9:28PM on Dec 9th 2007 by ymbt

739. Hey, look! It's Dana Carvey in drag!

Posted at 10:38PM on Dec 9th 2007 by Snowman