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Joan Van Ark's Face --

That's 'Knot' Right

12/4/2007 1:01 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Former "Knots Landing" star Joan Van Ark is living proof that you should never schedule a chemical peel moments before a red carpet event!

Joan Van Ark
The 64-year-old, with tattoo-ish Liza brows and Sharpie eyeliner, was out at a theater event in L.A. on Saturday.

Her new look is in stark contrast to her CBS publicity photo (inset) from a few years ago. Damn!

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76.

Mrs Butters    

Did anyone take her pulse to see if she's dead?

2414 days ago
77.

aa girl    

Why can't they age gracefully like Jamie Lee Curtis? She looks HOT & she's old. WTF?

2414 days ago
78.

vikki    

i want to look like that when i grow up........................................

2414 days ago
79.

Shell    

Good Lord that is disturbing. This is another example of why "aging gracefully", is the answer, not this trainwreck!

2414 days ago
80.

Janice    

Actually, she looks sick. I don't think this is from a chemical peel.
I think she may have heart problems or worse emphysema.
What a shame she really was a pretty girl in her younger days.

2414 days ago
81.

Kelli    

I think I will stick to Oil of Olay, and hope for the best. Loved Knots though.

2414 days ago
82.

Sir Nigel Buttercrumpet    

HOLY CRAP!!! That is damn scary!! Could this be freaky Chris Crocker's mother?? UGGH!!

2414 days ago
83.

L.A. Douchenozzle, Esq.    

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! THE CRYPT KEEPER!! AAAAHHHHHHH!!!

just threw up a little

2414 days ago
84.

totellthetruthiseverything    


hey,

i like boobies. after you're done hitting it. can i have next???
i like to do it with cadavers !!!

2414 days ago
85.

Dan    

Van "Ark"

Looks more like Noahs Ark...

2414 days ago
86.

Kat    

She looks like death warmed over. Her skins has a bluish tinge to it.

2414 days ago
87.

cleveland1    

OMG!! looks like that hurts. LMAO

2414 days ago
88.

Kat    

She looks like she belongs on a slab in the mortuary.

2414 days ago
89.

Cindy    

Holy Moly! She's a very nice looking lady...why spoil it. Just enjoy your age...and quit trying to be someone you're not!

2414 days ago
90.

Kat    

She does look like a corpse. My father when he passed has that bluish pasty look to him. Sorry.

2414 days ago
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