Joan Van Ark's Face -- That's "Knot" Right

It is like all the blood stopped flowing to her face. Is she still alive?

OK, the lower half of her face looks terrible, but what on earth was she thinking with those horrible red eyebrows and red eyeliner? Sadly, she looks like a surprised clown. Does she live alone? Couldn't someone have helped her fix her face before she appeared in public? How embarrassing!

Those look brand new, afer a couple of weeks they fade and look alot softer...maybe could have been drawn better? I have tatooed eyebrows because I have alopecia, and believe me, they look funny at first, but they really are a god send for someone who doesn't have any...

i think shes trying to look like Michael Jackson!


yep...

She can be an extra for one of the stiffs in Night of The Living Dead.

Brains. Brains. I smell nice juicy brains.

she is a prime example that plastic do melt.

She looks like someone just dug her up. lol

I hope no one comes after her with a shovel.

Mommy, mommy! I don't want to see Joan!


Mommy to kid: Shut up and keep digging!

It is a zombie! Help me!

You can give her a part in the next Weekend at Bernie's sequel.

Oh....my....G%d.....Kitty Carlisle Hart (of "To Tell The Truth" fame) passed away earlier this year. She was 96 years and 7 months young, and looked to be about thirty years younger than Joan Van Ark. Miss Kitty's key to looking great? Minimalization of invasive plastic surgery. She beleieved in nutrition and moisturizing (and acknowledged good genes, as well), and always looked elegant, youthful and vibrant. Joan always looked "not quite right". Even during the "Knot's" years she was a plastic surgery junkie, and was so painfully thin that her neck looked like it was decades older than she was, and her upper arms just swayed in the wind.

I resent these remarks. I'm a necrophiliac and I hit that yesterday (when it died).

Tony, what had you done, the first day after you were sure, that you need no foreign sperm ?