Man-olos: Coming Soon

12/4/2007 2:58 PM PST
Just when you thought it was safe to go into the unisex fitting room, out comes a new metrosexual atrocity ready to put your mandals and man-Uggs to shame. Manolo Blahnik is introducing a new line of feminine shoes -- for men! In the name of SJP! What would Carrie Bradshaw say?!

Unfortunately, the Ryan Seacrest in your life will have to wait until after the holidays to get his pumps on -- since the six-piece collection won't be available until February, according to the U.K. edition of Vogue. Gentlemen, something in a strappy leopard sandal, perhaps?