
"Oh, big deal, Enrique, I've been nailing lobs for years."
And that's an evening of dining with nepostar Enrique Iglesias and former tennis pinup Anna Kournikova, who were caught "catching" a meal at Sapporo Teppanyaki in Liverpool.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, DDDDDDRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPIN
LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
since when is throwing food in public cute? hmmm thought that stopped being cute at 2 yrs old
my photoshop is screaming for these pictures!!! i cant wait ti chop them up and add some fun stuff to these pics!
I'd like to throw her a lob-if you know what I mean...
look at how hot she looks with her warm mouth awaiting that wad...
Dear hmmmm ... This is taking place at a Japanese restaurant. No doubt this includes "showmanship culinary skills" in which the chef tosses you food while he's cooking. It's loads of fun. You should try it sometime.
On her site, you wouldn't even recognize her when you compare this un-photoshopped/un-airbrushed photo of her, LOL, another celebutard that looks just like the grocery clerk unless her mighty team of stylist has spent the better part of the day on her and added 3 pounds of hair extensions for a totally touched up photo session that makes her look like a totally different chick. Enough already, why don't these celebutards present themselves to the public AS THEY REALLY ARE! This is why they REALLY hate the paps, we get to see that they don't look any different than.............US!
I remember a couple of years ago that Enrique Iglesias was quoted as saying that he found it difficult to find condoms that fit him. And no... he wasn't referring to Magnums Extra Large but in fact he couldn't find condoms for his very small member. He was also quoted as saying he was going to have a company manufacture condoms for men on the wee bit small side so that people like himself wouldn't be ashamed to ask the counter clerk for condoms size small. Of all the things to make public about yourself.
Who cares? Like this is "newsworthy". Oh, sorry I forgot this is TMZ (Totally Moronic Zits) the former Enquirer employees (fired from the Enquirer) typing up this drivel.
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