16. Tina, you meet a person and automatically you think you know everything about him? LOL, you saw a PERSONA , a facade that has nothing to do with the reality of the person behind the hype. So you are star-struck and adore the guy, nothing wrong with that, but YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIM, so don't pretend you are some dear friend that has known him for years and you know the real Enrique, because you know absolutely nothing about him. And maybe he shouldn't be describing his body parts so people won't take him seriously, rather a dumb thing to do, like who cares anyway. As for Anna, you might enjoy her sex tape until that magical day arrives when you can hunt her down, too. Get a life. already.

Posted at 3:45PM on Dec 4th 2007 by Tina, get real

17. I didn't even know these two were still seeing each other....hmmm..

Posted at 3:52PM on Dec 4th 2007 by BubbleGumPrincess

18. Where you been if you didn't know that they were knocking boots BubbleGum in a secluded reality? Enrique does lie very well with a serious expression on his face. I'm sure that he was lying about the condoms. His father would probably kick his azz for telling people that the family jewels were smaller than an ant antenna. if it was true. Such revelation would mess up the familiy entertainment franchise.

Posted at 4:06PM on Dec 4th 2007 by Really?

19. Anna Kournikova would make a splendid sperm-catcher! just look at her open wide. hell to the ya!!!!!

Posted at 4:33PM on Dec 4th 2007 by mike

20. Some people just don't know or choose not to acknowledge that someone is telling a joke!!!! Enrique is famous for telling the most outrageous jokes. If he was small he wouldn't be telling the world, so get over it!!! Besides that, he doesn't need a penis, the girls still would still chase him. I think they are a great couple and they enjoy each other very much and they are always the same in public as in private. I have met him and he is the nicest celebrity I've ever met. I haven't met Anna, but if she makes him happy then I am happy.

Posted at 4:51PM on Dec 4th 2007 by Tina

21. There is NO sex tape of Anna. That would be all over ESPN. She's as big in the sports world as Paris Hilton is in the ET world.
Every guy who's a sports fan knows who Anna Kournikova is.

Posted at 4:54PM on Dec 4th 2007 by likely

22. Yeah! I'm with 15. Only the Wellest of Bred read TMZ!

get a life...

Posted at 5:04PM on Dec 4th 2007 by Spike-the-poet

23. she looks like she's waiting for a massive spoog shot.

Posted at 6:57PM on Dec 4th 2007 by Type A

24. They're respectively 12 and 13 years old, right ?

Posted at 7:05PM on Dec 4th 2007 by sanjuro

25. Hey #9....he can catch my load (or I can catch his) any day of the week. Screw her.

Posted at 8:19PM on Dec 4th 2007 by Helio

26. she can accomodate 1 Tommy lee and 2 Rob Ritchies.

Posted at 8:59PM on Dec 4th 2007 by 10thSFG

27. THIS WHORE CAN CATCH MY LOAD ANYTIME!!

Posted at 1:23AM on Dec 5th 2007 by Woldort Sockbat

28. I'll bet hat shot of her got "photo shopped" into the "Two Girls and a Cup" video seconds after it was published.

Posted at 11:23AM on Dec 5th 2007 by Roger C

29. What a mouth!

Posted at 9:57AM on Dec 7th 2007 by Roger C

30. Who cares? Like this is "newsworthy". Oh, sorry I forgot this is TMZ (Totally Moronic Zits) the former Enquirer employees (fired from the Enquirer) typing up this drivel.

Posted at 3:54PM on Dec 24th 2007 by Got A Life