McConaughey -- Slouching Toward Bedlam
It was a frigid, frenetic night in Manhattan Tuesday, but for Matthew McConaughey, everything seemed to move ... very ... very ... slowly, despite the insane paparazzi crush.
The staggering surfboy and Brazilian bombshell Camilla Alves were at the Dolce & Gabbana fragrance launch last night, and he took his own sweet time getting into his car. While he dispatched his female guests just fine, while speaking what sounded like Portuguese, something overtook him as he tried to seat himself.
Perhaps it was brain freeze. Perhaps not.
