Paris' Pizza Boy Gets Shot

1. beautiful!!!
yummmy

Posted at 4:33PM on Dec 5th 2007 by number #1

2. first??

Posted at 4:34PM on Dec 5th 2007 by Me

3.

Paris now owns 99.3% of his ass. And his face and everything in-between.

You just KNOW she is acting as his "agent".

Posted at 4:34PM on Dec 5th 2007 by OCD

4. MORE GUMMI BEAR PLEASE. MORE GREASY BEAR PLEASE.

Posted at 4:35PM on Dec 5th 2007 by Madonna

5. I wonder....will she do a porn movie with him???

Posted at 4:36PM on Dec 5th 2007 by Isawparisnude

6. Paris is not going to like her boyfriend looking cuter than her

Posted at 4:37PM on Dec 5th 2007 by MyTwoCents

7.
i think this guy has figured out what's killing all our rappers.



80.
i'm a really smart white guy. really !!! i am really, really smart !!!

degress Celsius x 1.8 + 32 = degrees Fahrenheit

betcha no rapper or gumbo maker knows that.

it's the global warming that's killing all the brotha's. increased rise in the Earth's core temperature is causing the metallurigcal properties of the metal in the mouth's of these 'so-called' rappers to explode in their heads causing instant death by parietal or subinguinal trauma within the suborbital area of the lower pharynx. commonly know as 'Bling Splat'

Posted at 3:51PM on Dec 5th 2007 by einstein

Posted at 4:36PM on Dec 5th 2007 by Wayne Newtn

8. "Wayn newtn " Classic!! (LOL)

Posted at 4:39PM on Dec 5th 2007 by Redmars

9. Hey pet owners, do yourselves a favor. Tried this out in the park over the weekend. No one in their right mind wants to pick up warm wet steamin' poo, right?? Simple, just take a paper towel and a little bag with you. When poochie does his business, just bend
over, pretend too pick up, and move along. No one will challenge you, and, if there is
some idiot that does, just challenge them right back, and tell them that there dog really never went, and that is someone elses poop!

Posted at 4:39PM on Dec 5th 2007 by A FAVOR TOO ALL

10. It's not worth it if he has to sleep with her.......

Posted at 4:40PM on Dec 5th 2007 by Stavros dumped your skanky ass

11. 10. Hey pet owners, do yourselves a favor. Tried this out in the park over the weekend. No one in their right mind wants to pick up warm wet steamin' poo, right?? Simple, just take a paper towel and a little bag with you. When poochie does his business, just bend
over, pretend too pick up, and move along. No one will challenge you, and, if there is
some idiot that does, just challenge them right back, and tell them that there dog really never went, and that is someone elses poop!

Posted at 4:39PM on Dec 5th 2007 by A FAVOR TOO ALL




i already do this!!!! when i take my dog for walks in the neighborhood i always carry a bag... when he squats i bend over next to it and pick up leaves!! BOOOYAH!

great minds

Posted at 4:42PM on Dec 5th 2007 by equal opportunity offender

12. hey, i've had that white chick, she not all dat, her bj ok, but her ass too small

Posted at 4:43PM on Dec 5th 2007 by duzzwipe

13. ..OCD...does she own that agency?????....boy, he has sure lucked out in the booking department with all the publicity he's been getting with her!! hahaha....too bad she isn't shooting Simple Life anymore...would have loved to heard the conversations between the two of THEM!! hahahahaha...I'm just imagining!!

Posted at 4:43PM on Dec 5th 2007 by jr

14. Me thinks TMZ is poking fun at themselves for all the rapper coverage. Subtle ( somewhat).

Posted at 4:45PM on Dec 5th 2007 by Now more rap and less Brit?

15.

TO # 14 jr

Nah. She doesn't own that agency as far as I know.

But Paris doesn't do anything for free. He's gonna owe her part of anything he makes from now until his teeth fall out. Betcha.

I don't bet money, but I'd even give odds on that one. In my favor, of course.

Posted at 4:48PM on Dec 5th 2007 by OCD