Train Wrecks
Amy Winehouse: There Are No Words

London lady soul singer Amy Winehouse left home after powdering her nose (left) and was chauffeured to her first party stop -- where along the way, she decided that she'd change her pants (right) -- leaving paparazzi gaping at the half-naked, gap-toothed, beehived, lovelorn wreck.


After an evening of "entertainment," it appears that Wino lost her keys, and had to get back into her home, not by ringing for Jeeves, but by sliding under the gate.

Amy Winehouse
Sources tell us she made it.

Miss Winehouse got six Grammy noms today. Hopefully, it'll give her something to live for.




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61. 'try again' WHAT KIND OF IDIOT ARE YOU!?!?! Oh no, she's not on drugs and is being set up by the Man! This is all a conspiracy! Sure, all my sober friends take off their pants in front of photogs, lose their keys and crawl under a fence , and act incoherent all the time. YOU ARE IN THE RUNNING FOR IDIOT OF THE DAY NOW!!!! Bet you'll win too.

Posted at 2:11PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Ms. Chokesonpuke

62. She's so skinny she could slide under a door... Cocain, the number #1 weight loss drug!

Posted at 2:14PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Joe Blow

63. Top right photo: looks like she has a pinworm working it's way out of or into her anus.

Posted at 2:16PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Riley

64.
Still in the same bra she was wearing days ago...

Posted at 2:30PM on Dec 6th 2007 by ymbt

65. I thought there was something about intervention where family or friends can committ involuntarily? Screw it if they fight it or it isn't when "they" are ready....sometimes that is what is needed................

Imminent Danger of Addiction" as a Ground for Involuntary Commitment in California...the law regarding involuntary commitment varies by state and eligibility equipments will differ, but in general, all states do allow for involuntary treatment under certain extreme and urgent situations.

In most cases, the person in question will need to present with recent behaviors that clearly show that they demonstrate an immediate danger to harm themselves or harm others. If they are neglectful to their basic needs to an extent that puts them in immediate harms way, and these needs cannot be met by family, then the state may also intervene.



Posted at 2:21PM on Dec 6th 2007 by justme

66. That looks like zinc oxide or some kind of ointment in her nose, you idiots. Maybe she is trying to heal the sores she has acquired.

But i have to agree on the sliding under the fence thing...doesn;t she have "people" to do this kind of thing for her?

Posted at 2:27PM on Dec 6th 2007 by No one you know

67. Do ya think the idiot should have made a better choice other than "yes" to drugs? Did she think SHE would not become a drug addict?
Now the inside of her nose is rotting.

Please THINK things through before acting on any idea you, or your friends, may have!

Posted at 2:25PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Tommi

68. Who is this kook?

Posted at 2:24PM on Dec 6th 2007 by pretendersmustgo!

69. Looks like she was crawling under a dumpster instead of a gate. Kind of appropriate doncha think?

Posted at 2:48PM on Dec 7th 2007 by YoYo

70. Wow... This skanky white trash whore isnt even gettin blasted like
she would if she were Black..

Oh amy get help.. That biitch needs to get arrested for drug
possession just like any other person....

Posted at 5:06PM on Dec 6th 2007 by youpeoplemakemesick

71. I don't do drugs says Amy. What's that in your nose???? Good God lock her in rehab and throw away the key.

Posted at 2:28PM on Dec 6th 2007 by MMK

72. Soul simger ... give me a freaking breack! Today's musical wannabees are just dam confused!! perfect example ! Soul singer...more like a crack head! (LOOOOOOOOOOL)

Posted at 2:32PM on Dec 6th 2007 by pretendersmustgo!

73. From personal experience, until she hits her personal bottom, no one can do anything for her. She needs to want the help. I hope this happens before it's too late. It keeps it Green for me.

Posted at 2:36PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Recovering Addict

74. God gave her the gift of a beautiful voice. She sure screwed her life up by the decisions of her choosing. She must have a death wish.

Posted at 2:31PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Penny

75. what a complete waste of talent.

Posted at 2:31PM on Dec 6th 2007 by RJinchicago

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