Look, on the Sidewalk -- It's John Mayer!

16. This guy is such a no talent turd. He thinks he's Stevie Ray Vaughan but he'll never see the day he's anywhere near as good. What a hack!

Posted at 4:06PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Sir Nigel Buttercrumpett

17. yeah he's a mimbo.

and a goober

Posted at 4:33PM on Dec 6th 2007 by I'M THE JUDGE

18. EWWWWWW!!!!! Not sure what his thing is . . . he definitely can't sing and he looks pretty scarey - maybe that all changes when he goes into a phone booth!

Posted at 4:39PM on Dec 6th 2007 by rj

19. Funny how jealous guys bash a guy. Reminds me of girls in high school. John is just a strong talent in a not so talented pool of industry pukes. His lyrics transcend.

Posted at 4:49PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Tracey

20. That John Mayer he’s too funny, hey he always wants to be the hero but forgets he's the looser. Pretending to be the hero.

Fake Plastic Trees was a tribute to Joyce Mayer. The clip is even titled "77".

Thom Yorke is my Superman; Mayer is Lex Luther wanting to be supergirl.

Mayer even eternalised his devotion to 77 by tattooing it on his left chest. Speaking of his tattoos - the three boxes on his arm. I heard two are filled. X = AK. Explains Teddy the Bear saga. Freudian slip that one. That bear was looking too much like a politician. XX = AJ. Explains Brad's iceman tattoo.

So Lex has a pride filled, jealous, Darth Vader and all the above, plus a Greedy Tinman on heat. What's your next move.....sloth? Knew Gummi had a role, his acting CV is monumental. This is feeling like a Brad Pitt / Gweneth Paltrow movie. Think someone named Anne is still pissed over the head thing. Always wondered why Anger hated Avril...looks a bit too much like Gweneth. Know how she feels. Anyone one that looks like beautiful Jen is outcast to. Seems Anger the humanitarian has insecurities. Lex does the old Shallow Hall trick in reverse to anyone he sees a threat.

But who could Lex's final conquest be? Hero's anyone? The pumpkin heads have landed.

So take us to your leader Lex -

All Hail King Kong of Romulus. Romulans all have big fat heads with these weird big foreheads. It was because they thought Klingons were hot... . The Vulcans had to much class so their faces remained angelic.

Our little Romulan is the Irish Hulk in a little "supergirl" t-shirt. Eric Bana watch out. Is the whole cast of Troy in this?

SRV = Stephen Ronan V - known to wear blue boxer shorts instead of blue tights. Doubt this superman could ever take off, loves his KFC, lounge and remote control. Lucky for him Victoria's Secret are doing a lounge wear range.

BUT wouldn't it just sux if someone came along and messed it all up? Darn waste of ink and needles. Little Lex Lucifer's diabolical plan to take over the world went SPLAT because someone shoved the morning star ☀ in his final square instead of a XXX.

Ready to beam up Scotty. I want to go home.

Posted at 6:06PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Granite Pendulum

21. Could you imagine if him and Rumer Willis hooked up and had kids??? LMFAO!!! It would be a whole new breed of mutant retards....they would be the offical ugliest human beings on earth....this guy is a ugly as Rumer Willis............UCK!!!!!!

Posted at 6:31PM on Dec 6th 2007 by desperatehouseho

22. Is he latino? he looks exactly like marc anthony

Posted at 10:48PM on Dec 6th 2007 by nina

23. ...i changed my mind...no likey Johnny-Boy...lookee like flesh-eater-YUK!

Posted at 11:13PM on Dec 6th 2007 by the ex-Ms. John Mayer, if I may

24. I've always thought he was gay.

Posted at 12:40PM on Dec 22nd 2007 by carrie

25. He's hot. BTW, my friend saw his profile on a site with many nice photos. It seems called Richkiss.com. Let me check it for you guys.

Posted at 10:48PM on Dec 7th 2007 by rabbitgass

26. I find it funny that all these MAYER-HATERS are taking time out of their busy lives to read/write about JM. personally I think you LOVE him down deep.all you all, keep me laughing....ok

Posted at 8:51AM on Dec 30th 2007 by twitter

27. wow, he does look different, has he got work done???? I HOPE NOT, you are good how you are. Just stay kind.

Posted at 8:52AM on Dec 30th 2007 by twitter