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12/6/2007 6:03 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Sex Sells -- Caskets?

Introducing, the hottest pinup calender ever to hit the shelves -- about death!



This 2008 calender from cofanifunebri.com uses a bevy of hot, living bodies to show off their latest line of postmortem studio apartments. Schedule your rest!

Think outside the box! This is a Christmas gift that will keep on giving -- throughout eternity.

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who fuggin cares:  1529 days ago

Amy Winehouse has the potential to be Miss February

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Ummmhmmm:  1529 days ago

Dont forget Brit !!!A shoe in for Janurary ...maybe March ?

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just wondering:  1529 days ago

....DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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CoolGirl2008:  1529 days ago

Goth rules.

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windy:  1529 days ago

can my ashes be buried in miss march's beaver?

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hi:  1529 days ago

this is the funniest thing i have ever seen.

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The Simple Facts:  1529 days ago

Just looks like a cheap ho, standing against a coffin instead of her usual street corner.

This is disrespectful and morbid. Almost suggests the skank is into necrophilia.

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his fav brunette:  1529 days ago

miss september has a HUGE camel toe.....classy.

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Big Ol' Nobody:  1529 days ago

they coulda altered the theme a little to fit the month...i mean july: hot chick and a stylish corpse holder.december: hot chick and a stylish corpse holder...come on! the two months are totally different from each other. a little bit of creativity please.

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OCD:  1529 days ago



Excuse me, but HOLY CRAP!

That right there is an excellent reason to choose cremation.

Whoever thought that advertising schtick up needs to be pelted with sticky buns and hired out as Chewbacca's toothbrush.

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Shitney, please drop of the face of the planet.:  1529 days ago

The death business must be kinda slow to resort to this. What a joke.

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jon:  1529 days ago

For anyone that wants worthless knowledge.. viewed here are coffins..not caskets... a casket only has 4 sides (or 4 corners)... a coffin , as seen here, has six sides. bwhaha... my mortuary college has paid off -- now is there any women that will take a cold shower and lay still for me? (love that joke) cheers

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ATLchick:  1529 days ago

Not only is the calendar creepy but the chicks are ugly skanks! Brilliant!

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Shitney, please drop of the face of the planet.:  1529 days ago

But..................... they're all ugly. LMAO

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jon:  1529 days ago

~~~#12...also, i can assure all that no one in the death industry put this calendar out...because you wont find Coffins in a modern funeral homes..those are old, or made for vampire props

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