Sex Sells -- Caskets?

Introducing, the hottest pinup calender ever to hit the shelves -- about death!



This 2008 calender from cofanifunebri.com uses a bevy of hot, living bodies to show off their latest line of postmortem studio apartments. Schedule your rest!

Think outside the box! This is a Christmas gift that will keep on giving -- throughout eternity.



Tags: Casket Calender, CasketCalender

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1. Amy Winehouse has the potential to be Miss February

Posted at 2:28PM on Dec 6th 2007 by who fuggin cares

2. Dont forget Brit !!!A shoe in for Janurary ...maybe March ?

Posted at 2:37PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Team ...ahhhh whatever ...

3. ....DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:48PM on Dec 6th 2007 by jr

4. Goth rules.

Posted at 4:08PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Cool Girl 2008

5. can my ashes be buried in miss march's beaver?

Posted at 4:20PM on Dec 6th 2007 by bossman

6. this is the funniest thing i have ever seen.

Posted at 4:14PM on Dec 6th 2007 by funny

7. Just looks like a cheap ho, standing against a coffin instead of her usual street corner.

This is disrespectful and morbid. Almost suggests the skank is into necrophilia.

Posted at 4:17PM on Dec 6th 2007 by That's disgusting

8. miss september has a HUGE camel toe.....classy.

Posted at 4:19PM on Dec 6th 2007 by his fav brunette

9. they coulda altered the theme a little to fit the month...i mean july: hot chick and a stylish corpse holder.december: hot chick and a stylish corpse holder...come on! the two months are totally different from each other. a little bit of creativity please.

Posted at 4:20PM on Dec 6th 2007 by smurfette

10.

Excuse me, but HOLY CRAP!

That right there is an excellent reason to choose cremation.

Whoever thought that advertising schtick up needs to be pelted with sticky buns and hired out as Chewbacca's toothbrush.

Posted at 4:43PM on Dec 6th 2007 by OCD

11. The death business must be kinda slow to resort to this. What a joke.

Posted at 4:25PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Cory

12. For anyone that wants worthless knowledge.. viewed here are coffins..not caskets... a casket only has 4 sides (or 4 corners)... a coffin , as seen here, has six sides. bwhaha... my mortuary college has paid off -- now is there any women that will take a cold shower and lay still for me? (love that joke) cheers

Posted at 4:27PM on Dec 6th 2007 by coroner

13. Not only is the calendar creepy but the chicks are ugly skanks! Brilliant!

Posted at 4:27PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Noelle in the ATL

14. But..................... they're all ugly. LMAO

Posted at 4:28PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Cory

15. ~~~#12...also, i can assure all that no one in the death industry put this calendar out...because you wont find Coffins in a modern funeral homes..those are old, or made for vampire props

Posted at 4:32PM on Dec 6th 2007 by coroner

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