Sex Sells -- Caskets?

Introducing, the hottest pinup calender ever to hit the shelves -- about death!



This 2008 calender from cofanifunebri.com uses a bevy of hot, living bodies to show off their latest line of postmortem studio apartments. Schedule your rest!

Think outside the box! This is a Christmas gift that will keep on giving -- throughout eternity.



Tags: Casket Calender, CasketCalender

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31. Number 22 - OCD

I was going to say the very same thing!
Cremation is hot!
Pun intended.

Posted at 4:59PM on Dec 6th 2007 by MORBID

32. These pictures are soooo lame! They look as professional as my high school photography. And "M" you're right, it does look like a bad SNL sketch.

Posted at 5:02PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Pop Culture Junkie

33. LMFAO at Lucky Stiffs!

I know a few guys that would DIE to get their hands on that calendar!

OK those broads are pretty white trash looking.

Posted at 5:13PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Daneen

34. Disgusting. The idiots that came up with the idea should be locked inside the "props" until January 31st (year to be determined at a later date).

Posted at 5:05PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Penny

35. what kinda wood is it as hard as my wood?

Posted at 5:07PM on Dec 6th 2007 by beaver

36. ..OKAY...I just have to say this...I love checking out TMZ for a few months now, had terrific conversation and lots of laughs....I can't exprees enough the shock and disgust I felt when I saw this posting....I've seen too many caskets lately and I am now swarming with sadness in the last place I expected to have reminders!!!...thanks for being so low TMZ.....I'm off TMZ until this posting has past on....no pun intended, I'm just sad and all bummed out now!!!!!!!....hope everyone else can enjoy...I can't look at this tonite...

Posted at 5:07PM on Dec 6th 2007 by jr

37. Oh, and each coffin can contain a model to keep the "inventors" company.

Posted at 5:07PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Penny

38. WHAT KIND OF WOOD BEAV?????????

Posted at 5:08PM on Dec 6th 2007 by DUNNO?

39. ..P.S....ugly cheap looking casket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:09PM on Dec 6th 2007 by jr

40. This is the stupidest story ever ran by TMZ. Congrats.

Posted at 5:27PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Dirty

41. I KNEW HO'S WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR A DOLLAR BUT ALLTIME NEW LOW.

Posted at 5:22PM on Dec 6th 2007 by BITCHNWHAT?

42. HEY jr...
SORRY TO HEAR YOU ARE BUMMING OUT...
TAKE CARE..
AND C'MON BACK SOON

Posted at 5:26PM on Dec 6th 2007 by AUNT DAR

43. I'll bet those poses are taken right from police crime scene files - you know when they circle the body in chalk - they just be strikin' some classic dead ho' poses to shill some coffins. MORTICIANS ARE HOT!

Posted at 5:33PM on Dec 6th 2007 by MissVee

44. Are there chicks out there that ask, "are you done yet"??? They don't have the right man.

Posted at 5:30PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Wild Bitch

45. it's a cool idea, but they should have hired the guys that do the pirelli tires to shoot it.
they need to pose the coffins in some better positions and use better looking models - they're all kinda skanky.

like a previous comment, amy winehouse would have fit into this shoot (and maybe a pregger britany)

Posted at 1:11AM on Dec 7th 2007 by chris

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