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Sex Sells -- Caskets?

12/6/2007 6:03 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Introducing, the hottest pinup calender ever to hit the shelves -- about death!



This 2008 calender from cofanifunebri.com uses a bevy of hot, living bodies to show off their latest line of postmortem studio apartments. Schedule your rest!

Think outside the box! This is a Christmas gift that will keep on giving -- throughout eternity.

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WHORELINA IS ANOREXIC AND UGLY    

Number 22 - OCD

I was going to say the very same thing!
Cremation is hot!
Pun intended.

2428 days ago
32.

Pop Culture Junkie    

These pictures are soooo lame! They look as professional as my high school photography. And "M" you're right, it does look like a bad SNL sketch.

2428 days ago
33.

Daneen    

LMFAO at Lucky Stiffs!

I know a few guys that would DIE to get their hands on that calendar!

OK those broads are pretty white trash looking.

2428 days ago
34.

Hal    

Disgusting. The idiots that came up with the idea should be locked inside the "props" until January 31st (year to be determined at a later date).

2428 days ago
35.

windy    

what kinda wood is it as hard as my wood?

2428 days ago
36.

just wondering    

..OKAY...I just have to say this...I love checking out TMZ for a few months now, had terrific conversation and lots of laughs....I can't exprees enough the shock and disgust I felt when I saw this posting....I've seen too many caskets lately and I am now swarming with sadness in the last place I expected to have reminders!!!...thanks for being so low TMZ.....I'm off TMZ until this posting has past on....no pun intended, I'm just sad and all bummed out now!!!!!!!....hope everyone else can enjoy...I can't look at this tonite...

2428 days ago
37.

Hal    

Oh, and each coffin can contain a model to keep the "inventors" company.

2428 days ago
38.

WHORELINA IS ANOREXIC AND UGLY    

WHAT KIND OF WOOD BEAV?????????

2428 days ago
39.

just wondering    

..P.S....ugly cheap looking casket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2428 days ago
40.

dirty    

This is the stupidest story ever ran by TMZ. Congrats.

2428 days ago
41.

kickrocks    

I KNEW HO'S WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR A DOLLAR BUT ALLTIME NEW LOW.

2428 days ago
42.

AUNT DAR    

HEY jr...
SORRY TO HEAR YOU ARE BUMMING OUT...
TAKE CARE..
AND C'MON BACK SOON

2428 days ago
43.

MissVee    

I'll bet those poses are taken right from police crime scene files - you know when they circle the body in chalk - they just be strikin' some classic dead ho' poses to shill some coffins. MORTICIANS ARE HOT!

2428 days ago
44.

Shitney, please drop of the face of the planet.    

Are there chicks out there that ask, "are you done yet"??? They don't have the right man.

2428 days ago
45.

chris from vancouverBC    

it's a cool idea, but they should have hired the guys that do the pirelli tires to shoot it.
they need to pose the coffins in some better positions and use better looking models - they're all kinda skanky.

like a previous comment, amy winehouse would have fit into this shoot (and maybe a pregger britany)

2428 days ago
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