Sex Sells -- Caskets?

Introducing, the hottest pinup calender ever to hit the shelves -- about death!



This 2008 calender from cofanifunebri.com uses a bevy of hot, living bodies to show off their latest line of postmortem studio apartments. Schedule your rest!

Think outside the box! This is a Christmas gift that will keep on giving -- throughout eternity.



Tags: Casket Calender, CasketCalender

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46. uh, it's calenDAR. Don't want you looking stupid.

Posted at 6:16PM on Dec 6th 2007 by judy

47. Unfortunately sex can sell anything. Its even in our childrens toys for god sakes. Nothing surprizes me on this topic. And of course whose to blame ...men. Cause that pic is sure as hell not geared toward women.

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Posted at 3:22PM on Dec 11th 2007 by linda

48. This has to be the stupidest idea for a calender!...Who the hell is going to buy this except for the emo's and goth's.... *sighs*

Posted at 5:48PM on Dec 6th 2007 by BubbleGumPrincess

49. What is that?! America's Next Top Hoochie?!

Posted at 5:48PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Laura

50. TMZ just stinks and sinks lower and lower. Where's litte Harvey's photo.. after TMZ bashed JLo's husband as being tiny, pretending Harvey Levin isn't almost a foot shorter than him. Harvey may only be five foot tall .. and he's thinking bout dying here .. what gargage TMZ is involved in to make a buck... I can't wait till they get sued big time. That wiill make me happy after they've discrimated against and treated so many people badly.

Posted at 6:05PM on Dec 6th 2007 by val

51. Dont mind the coffins but the women are skanky! Icky...wanna be barnyard porn stars?

Posted at 6:18PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Lori13bmw

52. uh... are they promoting necrophilia ? [ie, it means erotic attraction and sexual contact with corpses, for those wondering]

Posted at 6:18PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Sunny

53. Yeah sorry but a slut in front of a casket is not a great selling point.

Posted at 11:10PM on Dec 7th 2007 by mommyof4

54. I'm sorry those chicks will put me in early grave.

Posted at 6:46PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Another Black Season

55. Goths/Satanists/Weirdos must be going nuts for this calender!

Posted at 7:01PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Necromancer porn!

56. calendar, 'scuse me!

Posted at 7:02PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Necromancer porn!

57. I like the dark earthy colors of "October", but I have to admit "June" looks very inviting.
However I do take exception to the funeral wear togs of all these gals. Who gets buried in a bathing suit? Has anyone been to a funeral where the deseased had a low cut, cleavage bearing dress/top on? How awkward! What about a casket for those of us who want to be buried spread eagled "just in case"?

Posted at 7:03PM on Dec 6th 2007 by SuperStarSteve

58. I've purchased this calender for the past couple of years. It's great!

Posted at 3:54PM on Dec 7th 2007 by Zacherly

59. Great. Now TMZ is promoting Necrophelia. "Hey, I'm dead, but I'm lifting my skirt to show you where I want you to hammer the hell out of me". Way to go, TMZ...

Posted at 7:19PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Disgusting

60. A new low for TMZ. Congrats.

Posted at 7:24PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Kelli

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