Sex Sells -- Caskets?

Introducing, the hottest pinup calender ever to hit the shelves -- about death!



This 2008 calender from cofanifunebri.com uses a bevy of hot, living bodies to show off their latest line of postmortem studio apartments. Schedule your rest!

Think outside the box! This is a Christmas gift that will keep on giving -- throughout eternity.



Tags: Casket Calender, CasketCalender

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61. SuperStarSteve ---You are a star !!!Im sitting here lmao from your post !Thanks for the laugh ...hagn

Posted at 7:24PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Team ...ahhhh whatever ...

62. Hey, if you've never done it on a slab with corpse, don't knock it. Sure, it's kinda cold and doesn't move, but there are no complaints either. She'll never say "Oh, that hurts". And, if you get 'em quickly enough, they're still kinda warm. Oooooooo.....

Posted at 8:11PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Phony Tony

63. You can tell all these girls must be friends of the owner of the business, because none of them are hot or know how to pose.

Posted at 8:49PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Cinthya

64. thx #63! I'm bored so I come here to vent my frustrations and strange observations. I wish I was normal.

Posted at 7:57PM on Dec 6th 2007 by SuperStarSteve

65.
lose-lose-situation,

Credit for that discovery goes to the honorable 'einstein'. His hypothesis on what is killing all of our rappers will be published by the New England Journal of Science.

Harveee Laverne&Shirleee (AKA Harv of TMZ fame) is representing 'einstein' in movie & television deals that are ongoing with CAA, William & Morris, and other well-known talent agencies.

I have heard that 'einstein' is attempting to get his SAG & NAAFTRA card, as we speak.

Stay tuned...More shall be revealed....

Posted at 8:06PM on Dec 6th 2007 by the REAL FlyontheWall

66. I CANT BELIEVE THIS THING IS STILL FIRST ON HERE ! GET RID OF THIS GARBAGE................ HERES BETTER NEWS !!

50 Cent has been caught up in a drug scandal in Croatia after a local reporter unexpectedly walked in on the rapper and a pal apparently snorting cocaine.

The backstage footage, taken before 50's recent show in Zagreb, was beamed live to a local channel's news show.

TV reporter Ante Batinovic was supposed to wait outside the rapper's dressing room for a planned interview, but he misunderstood a request to stay where he was and barged in on the surprised rapper, who immediately waved him away.

Croatian news stations are reporting that 50 Cent and his friends were snorting lines of cocaine off a table.

Posted at 8:18PM on Dec 6th 2007 by BLAHHHHHHH

67. JAN IS THE PRETTIEST. THE REST LOOK LIKE MEN .

Posted at 8:24PM on Dec 6th 2007 by TMZ

68. Looks good until you see

1. stuffing a tall or fat person into one of those caskets--have to remove legs or flesh

2. what those bods will look like within 24 hours after death.........people really believe even with embalming that the body keeps its normal attiributes....NOT!

Posted at 8:33PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Lilarose

69. how many trees died 2 make those casskets?

Posted at 8:33PM on Dec 6th 2007 by army brat

70. wow.

Posted at 7:26AM on Dec 7th 2007 by nika

71. This is sick! I bet anything those models would not be posing with a casket if they have lost a loved one. They will have their turn to experience grief..then let's see how interested they will be in posing or finding it amusing.

Posted at 8:51PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Your turn will come..

72. TMZ change your top story already!!! Does anybody work at Tmz anymore? No new stories on weekends or in the mornings or after dark. How do you get advertisers to pay for this crap? Nobody cares about the necrophilia calender!

Posted at 8:51PM on Dec 6th 2007 by anonymous

73. this has been first on here for to long !!!!

give me some news TMZ! this is VERY boring !!!!!!

Posted at 8:55PM on Dec 6th 2007 by THE ONE WHOS BEEN THRU IT

74. Ever done the nasty inside a casket to a fresh corpse with the lid closed?

Humpty Dumpty!

Nobody knows what happens at the morgue on the night shift.

And, the girls never tell. They're already dead! HAHAHAHA!!!

Posted at 9:03PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Phony Tony

75. OMG. Please remove it.

Posted at 9:08PM on Dec 6th 2007 by NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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