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12/6/2007 6:03 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Sex Sells -- Caskets?

Introducing, the hottest pinup calender ever to hit the shelves -- about death!



This 2008 calender from cofanifunebri.com uses a bevy of hot, living bodies to show off their latest line of postmortem studio apartments. Schedule your rest!

Think outside the box! This is a Christmas gift that will keep on giving -- throughout eternity.

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61.

Ummmhmmm:  1530 days ago

SuperStarSteve ---You are a star !!!Im sitting here lmao from your post !Thanks for the laugh ...hagn

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Hal Turner:  1530 days ago

Hey, if you've never done it on a slab with corpse, don't knock it. Sure, it's kinda cold and doesn't move, but there are no complaints either. She'll never say "Oh, that hurts". And, if you get 'em quickly enough, they're still kinda warm. Oooooooo.....

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LatinaLibra:  1530 days ago

You can tell all these girls must be friends of the owner of the business, because none of them are hot or know how to pose.

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SuperStarSteve:  1530 days ago

thx #63! I'm bored so I come here to vent my frustrations and strange observations. I wish I was normal.

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totellthetruthiseverything:  1530 days ago


lose-lose-situation,

Credit for that discovery goes to the honorable 'einstein'. His hypothesis on what is killing all of our rappers will be published by the New England Journal of Science.

Harveee Laverne&Shirleee (AKA Harv of TMZ fame) is representing 'einstein' in movie & television deals that are ongoing with CAA, William & Morris, and other well-known talent agencies.

I have heard that 'einstein' is attempting to get his SAG & NAAFTRA card, as we speak.

Stay tuned...More shall be revealed....

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sassy:  1530 days ago

I CANT BELIEVE THIS THING IS STILL FIRST ON HERE ! GET RID OF THIS GARBAGE................ HERES BETTER NEWS !!

50 Cent has been caught up in a drug scandal in Croatia after a local reporter unexpectedly walked in on the rapper and a pal apparently snorting cocaine.

The backstage footage, taken before 50's recent show in Zagreb, was beamed live to a local channel's news show.

TV reporter Ante Batinovic was supposed to wait outside the rapper's dressing room for a planned interview, but he misunderstood a request to stay where he was and barged in on the surprised rapper, who immediately waved him away.

Croatian news stations are reporting that 50 Cent and his friends were snorting lines of cocaine off a table.

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sassy:  1530 days ago

JAN IS THE PRETTIEST. THE REST LOOK LIKE MEN .

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68.

Lilarose:  1530 days ago

Looks good until you see

1. stuffing a tall or fat person into one of those caskets--have to remove legs or flesh

2. what those bods will look like within 24 hours after death.........people really believe even with embalming that the body keeps its normal attiributes....NOT!

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69.

windy:  1530 days ago

how many trees died 2 make those casskets?

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nika:  1530 days ago

wow.

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TJ:  1530 days ago

This is sick! I bet anything those models would not be posing with a casket if they have lost a loved one. They will have their turn to experience grief..then let's see how interested they will be in posing or finding it amusing.

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ME TOO:  1530 days ago

TMZ change your top story already!!! Does anybody work at Tmz anymore? No new stories on weekends or in the mornings or after dark. How do you get advertisers to pay for this crap? Nobody cares about the necrophilia calender!

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sassy:  1530 days ago

this has been first on here for to long !!!!

give me some news TMZ! this is VERY boring !!!!!!

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Hal Turner:  1530 days ago

Ever done the nasty inside a casket to a fresh corpse with the lid closed?

Humpty Dumpty!

Nobody knows what happens at the morgue on the night shift.

And, the girls never tell. They're already dead! HAHAHAHA!!!

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Kelli:  1530 days ago

OMG. Please remove it.

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