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Shauna Sand Is a Mother of Three

Shauna Sand, putting the ho in holidays since 1996.

Cameras caught the Playboy model shopping for Christmas decorations with her daughters -- in an outfit ideally suited for a soccer mom ... or anyone whose work uniform involves a G-string and acrylic heels. On a positive note: Thank heaven she finally took off those whore-iffic Lucite platforms!



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16. Life-lesson from Shauna to her little girls: "Here's how it works, girls. If you have no talent for anything, and pretty much not many brain cells in working order, you know, like your mommy, not to worry! You can get yourselves some fake boobies then spread your legs for Playboy and thr paps will follow you around making you a pseudo-celeb for doing nothing and some rich dumber than a post idiot will marry you so everyone will think he is a stud. And NEVER go out of the house without your 10 inch platform slut shoes or people won't be able to tell you are a mega-skank."

Whay a dorky moron, LOL.

Posted at 11:59AM on Dec 6th 2007 by words of wisdom

17. her shoes are ridicoulous to go and buy decorations. U wear those in the night time while you are being a whore U dumb azz broad!! she's gross and is an anorixic nightmare.

Posted at 4:23PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Me

18. She must dream of being someone's pony in those shoes. Poor children, pray she doesn't fall and break her ankle/leg.......not as pretty in a wheelchair and cast.

Be careful ms sand. Those can be dangerous shoes on rough terrain. She and Shana Moakler must be hanging out.

Posted at 12:15PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Seriously

19. Man playboy must do alot of airbrushing on shauna sand!!!!

Posted at 12:03PM on Dec 6th 2007 by vegasdreaming702

20. Those are horse hooves, aren't they? And is she flying or what? They don't appear to be making contact with the ground.

How does she support herself? She doesnt' work. Lorenzo, her ex, hasn't had a job since 2000.

Posted at 12:03PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Tired and Ready for A Nap

21. Here is some real news -TMZ must have missed - or are they just behind?

Troubled pop star Britney Spears has reportedly threatened to leak footage of Paris Hilton enjoying a lesbian kiss on the internet.

The Gimme More singer, who fell out with Paris at Britney's 26th birthday celebrations on Sunday, sent the hotel heiress a letter warning her she has an X-rated tape of Paris.

In the letter, she tells Paris - whose 2004 home-made sex tape One Night in Paris was originally posted on the internet by ex-boyfriend Rick Salomon - the footage will be made public unless she treats her friends better.

A source said: "Britney and her pals wrote to Paris and told her they are hearing rumours of a new sex-tape scandal.

"The letter also claims the tape shows footage of Paris locking lips with one of Britney's female friends at a party.

"It warns Paris that if she continues being rude to people, the footage will be leaked online."

The note ended with Britney and her friends telling Paris they look forward to hearing back from her.

The pair are said to have fallen out at Britney's birthday bash after Paris snubbed her.

However, Paris isn't worried about the letter because she thinks mother-of-two Britney is acting immaturely.

A source revealed to Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "It's obvious Britney and her bratty pals are being silly. Paris laughed when she got the letter, supposedly from Britney and said it was 'crap'."

Posted at 12:05PM on Dec 6th 2007 by FlyontheWallTMZ@AOL.com

22. The guy in the background looks likes Paris' new beau.

Posted at 8:57AM on Dec 11th 2007 by D

23. Why do you feel the need to have her kids in the picture? You call her a "ho" and then have kids who didn't get to choose their mother, standing there next to her. This will never show up at their school or anything!!

Posted at 12:33PM on Dec 6th 2007 by SJM

24. Forget Shauna! Who's that hot piece of ass in the background wearing the leather jacket???

Posted at 12:14PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Jen

25. eat a sandwhich woman!

Posted at 12:21PM on Dec 6th 2007 by babyglitz

26.

Cute kids. Mom should dress a little more age appropriately, though. She's looking a little rough.

I agree. The shoes needs a send-off to the local Goodwill. They are tired.

Posted at 12:19PM on Dec 6th 2007 by OCD

27. She's not dressed any worse than Pamela Anderson and having fake breast doesn't interfere with her ability to be a good mom. She kids live with her and she take care of them full time. Is there a teenage writing these stories where they call women ho because of the way they're dressed? That is so high school. This woman body is covered up and she's not showing her crotch. We haven't progressed beyond the name calling. She is spending time with her kids, giving them the attention that they need and it's not court ordered.
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Posted at 12:25PM on Dec 6th 2007 by dorothy

28. Her girls should be good looking, since their father is Lorenzo Lamas.

Posted at 5:24PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Stacy

29. This photograph has been photoshopped. Notice the light on the child in the middle, the shadow across Sands right leg and the shading and shadows in the background, yet no shadows on the ground from the people and no shading under the shoes, thus the "appearance" of floating. I would guess that the image has been lifted from a photo othese people walking through an airport. Also note that Sands would appear to be carring the wreath with the backs of her hands, and look at the project footfall and distance from foor to ground of the right foot of the man in the back. He would be falling on his face if this were an actual scene. This is more crap from TMZ.

Posted at 12:30PM on Dec 6th 2007 by timmy Tucker

30. Right. Couldn't go out in a comfy pair of jeans and sneakers. Gotta show the little one's how to get the attention!

Attention whoring skank.

Posted at 12:32PM on Dec 6th 2007 by jimi

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