Shhh! Another Rare Species Spotted on Melrose!

16. Slave 2 no fashion...

Posted at 1:48PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Golatha

17. Those hideous boots to add height are long past their expiry date. They're like having lifts on the OUTSIDE.

Posted at 2:37PM on Dec 6th 2007 by So What.

18. I don't understand: if the press knows the girls don't like being stalked (personally i would enjoy it - NOT) then why must they continue torchering them? you can't expect these girls to stay home all the time - just let them be!

Posted at 2:54PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Mo

19. She is workin that outfit so hard!
Mary Kate is looking fierce and that is a fetching ensemble

I don't get where you guys don't see this? Yet you commend Marry J on her gawdy getup.

Don't you love Full House?

Posted at 3:22PM on Dec 6th 2007 by snooze alarm

20. skeleton

Posted at 3:29PM on Dec 6th 2007 by dreamer

21. Whoa kid's it's "$.99 Thirft Store Barbie" out for a special appearance to show what hot on wishlist's for Christmas. But hurry she will only be here for about 5 second's because that's all they afford for her fee to promote. Catch her at Starbuck's for a frap session on Full House 101.

Posted at 4:06PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Elementa

22. Another example that having money does not always mean having taste and style.

She looks like a frightened anorexic lumberjack.

Posted at 4:33PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Tony Soprano

23. She is obviously having money problems. We should take up a collection to buy the poor thing some nice clothes. Goodwill wouldnt take or sell the rags that she has on.
I will put $5 in the donation box.

Posted at 4:42PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Ray Goff

24. It's Michelle on stilts!!! She is probably on a mission to rescue Comet from gypsies.

I love Mashley!

Posted at 5:21PM on Dec 6th 2007 by You got it dude!

25. "The skittish breed is unusual in that it gathers shiny bits of random string and metal to adorn itself". TMZ, your description is hilarious. I actually laughed when I read this one.

Posted at 3:55PM on Dec 8th 2007 by Run2Me

26. She stole my box under the bridge. Now I have to find a new place to live.

Posted at 5:56PM on Dec 6th 2007 by homeless

27. i think she looks cute.
than again, i am high on crack right noww bahahagahagh
c:

Posted at 7:03PM on Dec 6th 2007 by crackhead92

28. Aren't those the kind of shoes that hookers wear to S&M parties where middle aged men get women to stand on their private areas to be told what worthless scumbags they are?

Posted at 8:26PM on Dec 6th 2007 by SuperStarSteve

29. For some reason when people insult Mary-Kate I just want to punch them. I should read up more on her because I'm sure she's just as disgusting as all the young celebs today, but I don't want to break the illusion that she's sweet. And I like the way she dresses because it's a weird style that's all her own and NOT a trashy whore-wear.

Posted at 9:24PM on Dec 6th 2007 by waste of life

30. she looks like a SLEESTACK from land of the lost!

Posted at 10:23PM on Dec 6th 2007 by dee