Celebuspawn Gone Goth

Although his powdered white face and eerie black eye makeup are only appreciated by Cure fans and clubgoing vampires, Weston Cage must make his pop, Nic, jealous of one thing: that long flowing hair with the Pantene glow! No weave for Weston!


TMZ spotted the leatherbound boy wonder at BOULEVARD3 on Wednesday, where the 16-year-old stopped by to watch a fashion show. He did not participate.



Tags: nick cage, NickCage, weston cage, WestonCage

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31. Patricia Arquette from Medium is his mother, he is Courtney Cox Arquette's nephew, and Coco Arquette's first cousin. Looks like he takes after his aunt/uncle. If Aunt Rosanna marries, his new uncle could soon be Sir Paul McCartney! What a family tree.

Posted at 6:54PM on Dec 7th 2007 by Kevin gives me the creeps

32. Wow, he really likes tossing his hair about. I wonder if he's batting his eyelashes as he does it.

Posted at 6:59PM on Dec 7th 2007 by carlitasway

33. #17 - A kid goes through a fairly typical clothing/music phase and that makes his parents bad parents? You'd prefer your kid become a jock clone, putting date rape drugs in girls' drinks and choking on his own vomit? There are ugly stereotypes for every type of conformist uniform. Just because the goth uniform wasn't your uniform of choice, doesn't mean you didn't also participate in some retarded form of conformity, as most teens do. Yours was probably just the plaid skirt and penny loafers, give all the boys oral while deriding girls who read books type. I'll take the form of "cool" that includes questioning authority and thinking for yourself over the "get drunk and screw the popular yet dimwitted!' genre any day.

Posted at 8:22PM on Dec 7th 2007 by Dana

34. Patricia Arquette is not his mother.

Posted at 8:24PM on Dec 7th 2007 by Sel

35. Yes, #17, good parenting is all about what your kid wears or how they have their hair.

Posted at 8:24PM on Dec 7th 2007 by Daniel B.

36. ALL I KNOW IS...I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE COMIC "VOODOO CHILD" THAT WESTON AND NIC HAVE BEEN WORKING ON! I HOPE THERE WILL BE A MOVIE TO IT!
WESTON SEEMS TO BE A PRETTY COOL KID. HE'S JUST A LITTLE ODD LIKE HIS FATHER. BUT IN THIS PIC, HE'S JUST PLAYING IT UP FOR THE PARTY HE ATTENDED.

Posted at 9:25PM on Dec 7th 2007 by Millz

37. He's lame, but the younger one was ok.

Posted at 10:21PM on Dec 8th 2007 by Akrid

38. Clearly he wants to be noticed and adored. What an ego. He looks like he could have been birthed from Lisa Marie Presley Keough Jackson Cage/Copolla Lockwood.

Posted at 9:43PM on Dec 7th 2007 by Wha' tha'

39. He kinda looks like Joaquin Phoenix!

Posted at 3:04AM on Dec 9th 2007 by Tania

40. His mother is the pretty blond holding his hand. Her name is Christina Fulton.

Posted at 2:32PM on Dec 8th 2007 by wisegirl

41. Ummn...not for nothing. Nicolas Cage needs to take a page out of Maury Povich's book....seriously...I too want to see the DNA results!!! LOL I'm just saying.....that kid is either not his, or his mama is a line-backer!!!

Posted at 3:54PM on Dec 8th 2007 by vanity

42. Is that Marla Maples? Weird.

Posted at 9:25AM on Dec 12th 2007 by vermillionkisses

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