Crazy Carey Calls "Idol" Jailbird "Crazy Bitch"

Reality wreck, porn star and former California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey took her newly-resized boobs out for a spin last night and was rambling about jailed "Idol" contender Jessica Sierra -- to anyone who'd listen. Thankfully, we did.

Slurring her speech, Miss Crazazy sent kisses to her former "Celebrity Rehab" bunkmate. We're guessing Dr. Drew's intervention didn't work for her either.

This type of eloquent commentary is usually reserved for "Jerry Springer," but we're happy to bring it to you at no extra charge.