Paris Hilton: She's Not a Lion, She's a Cheatah!

#6 George, I just watched that Letterman video for the first time and it was awesome! He relished treating her like the fool that she is! I can't believe that he drank her perfume! What's it called again, 'Ode du Skank'? Lucky for him it is only her name that goes in every bottle or else he might have gotten some sort of STD. Hers' the video on YouTube if anyone's interested:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koH0sDec2-k

Look at her nasty hump back in that photo. She couldnt stand up straight if the skank tried. She is just a loose hoe jumping from one to the other. If and when she gets married, I pity the poor guy. He should be ashamed for marrying a thing like her.
She is ZERO.

i'd go 3-way with Paris and my sis...

Whatever happened to that Australian guy Derek. I thought she was planning on having his baby. Maybe she won't know who the father is.

maybe she's just squashing the banana in his pocket...?

Look at how long her arm is, and how big her hands are!! She looks like a dude.

Shelooks so skanky and have you seen her nails. She is certinl no lady. Is his really the best that Hollywod can come up with. She has no class whatso ever. Why do the Paparazzi keep king her photo. The WTO & WHO could quarantine USA on health rounds.

Shelooks so skanky and have you seen her nails. She is certinl no lady. Is his really the best that Hollywod can come up with. She has no class whatso ever. Why do the Paparazzi keep king her photo. The WTO & WHO could quarantine USA on health rounds.

Alex and Stavros have herpes now.

Maybe they are making plans for their next porno.

TMZ could you possibly try and list all of the guys that Paris has dated? I realize this may be pretty well impossible since the list is surely very long. Then everyone will have an estimate of all the men that Paris has bedded.

...when you do, can you lie and add me to the list?

Someone above indicated that paris has zombie hands due to camera angle/lens, that's BS. Paris has huge man hands and feet, she is a freak.

Leterman carved paris up with the skills of a surgeon. He exposed her for what she really is; a worthless skank with no sense of humor or wit. She tries to use her charm with men , but dave wasn't havin any of it. Dave even made fun of paris's new perfume by drinking it. The perfume and bottle are just like paris, cheap. Like something wallmart ould sell for .99 cents. Letterman was a master who wan't going to let up. Afterwards, the word is paris and her people were upset with dave and stated they were never going to do his show again. Lettermans people shrugged their shoulders, they really couldn't care less.

some people apparently lack a sense of comedy...letterman doesn't resort to shallow petty demeaning of his guests...it's those viewers who choose to see it in that way, who complete those thoughts for themselves at home (in their heads). as though they can assess the deserving from the non-deserving. what would she have done to be so subtly dehumanized publicly by someone so influential?

Hey, lets face it I would'nt mind getting close to her . Just to be able to say I knew her, (Yes, you know what I mean) That kind of close. She seems like a nice person. She has a lot of money... That doesn't mean she doesn't get lonely...and horny..I like that word... Folks, live and let live..