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A Week in the Thirty Mile Zone 12/2 - 12/08

12/9/2007 5:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

The craptabulous photos were mighty tasty this week in the Thirty Mile Zone! Joan Van Ark showed off her "I fell asleep in an ashtray" face, Kiefer Sutherland slipped into an orange one-piece, Aretha Franklin made a curtain call, fallen "Idol" Jessica Sierra finally got clean (sorta), and an identified flying Suri landed in Hyde Park.

Don't ya love these holiday photos?! Check out the snaps from two weeks ago! They're still fresh!

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Logo Designers    

a fun week in 30mi.zone

2463 days ago
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J.J.    

FIRST AGAIN.....LOL

2478 days ago
3.

LAME    

I can't wait till i'm old enough for a chemical peel...NOT!!!

That's still so gross!!

2478 days ago
4.

pricehub.com    

Nasty. Makeup does wonders for people.

2478 days ago
5.

Beatles    

News Flash: Google Billionaire co-founder just got married in the Virgin Islands.

Interesting that both founder got married in the same year and both in their mid 30s

2478 days ago
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Sharona    

That Tara is HOT no matter which way you film her....

2478 days ago
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m3nsdr3am    

That white lady looks horrible. And Jessica Sierra needs to keep her shirt on.

2478 days ago
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Lenn K.    

Joan Van Ark, my God that's sooo sad what she's done to herself. Aretha, you better lose so tonage or you'll be the next John Candy. Jessica Sierra, fame is hell, but not getting fame when you think you deserve it is even worse. Go back to rehab!

2477 days ago
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Shitney, please drop of the face of the planet.    

What is going on with Joan Van Ark? What's with her friggin' lips?

2477 days ago
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celebrity.web.net    

string theory.. you guys don't even know
what the string theory's about

2477 days ago
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Party 'till you die!    

Oh, the quantum physics and mechanics theory of supersymmetry dealing with open and closed strings that talks about bosons and corresponding fermions transmitting forces to matter? Sorry, never heard of that. I thought someone said bikini strings, so I became interested.

2477 days ago
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bethlove    

Disgusted . Makeup has an magical power.

2477 days ago
13.

Busted Celebrity    

Yeah Jessica Sierra got clean alright after her dirty little filmed and now leaked sex tape! LOL

Yeah she can def. sing ROTF

Cheers,
Busted Celebrity

2477 days ago
14.

Lucy    

What is going on with Joan Van Ark?

2474 days ago
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Logo Designers    

an interesting week

2463 days ago

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