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A Week in the Thirty Mile Zone 12/2 - 12/08

Posted Dec 9th 2007 3:00AM by TMZ Staff

The craptabulous photos were mighty tasty this week in the Thirty Mile Zone! Joan Van Ark showed off her "I fell asleep in an ashtray" face, Kiefer Sutherland slipped into an orange one-piece, Aretha Franklin made a curtain call, fallen "Idol" Jessica Sierra finally got clean (sorta), and an identified flying Suri landed in Hyde Park.

Don't ya love these holiday photos?! Check out the snaps from two weeks ago! They're still fresh!

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1. FIRST AGAIN.....LOL

Posted at 3:06AM on Dec 9th 2007 by J.J.

2. I can't wait till i'm old enough for a chemical peel...NOT!!!

That's still so gross!!

Posted at 3:54AM on Dec 9th 2007 by Lucy Loo

3. Nasty. Makeup does wonders for people.

Posted at 3:59AM on Dec 9th 2007 by pricehub.com

4. News Flash: Google Billionaire co-founder just got married in the Virgin Islands.

Interesting that both founder got married in the same year and both in their mid 30s

Posted at 9:02AM on Dec 9th 2007 by Internet

5. That Tara is HOT no matter which way you film her....

Posted at 9:21AM on Dec 9th 2007 by IH8Duke

6. That white lady looks horrible. And Jessica Sierra needs to keep her shirt on.

Posted at 9:57AM on Dec 9th 2007 by ProperQueen

7. Joan Van Ark, my God that's sooo sad what she's done to herself. Aretha, you better lose so tonage or you'll be the next John Candy. Jessica Sierra, fame is hell, but not getting fame when you think you deserve it is even worse. Go back to rehab!

Posted at 10:43AM on Dec 9th 2007 by Lenn K.

8. What is going on with Joan Van Ark? What's with her friggin' lips?

Posted at 12:06PM on Dec 9th 2007 by Rik

9. string theory.. you guys don't even know
what the string theory's about

Posted at 12:10PM on Dec 9th 2007 by celebrity.web.net

10. Oh, the quantum physics and mechanics theory of supersymmetry dealing with open and closed strings that talks about bosons and corresponding fermions transmitting forces to matter? Sorry, never heard of that. I thought someone said bikini strings, so I became interested.

Posted at 7:52PM on Dec 9th 2007 by Length of Planck

11. Disgusted . Makeup has an magical power.

Posted at 9:35PM on Dec 10th 2007 by bethlove

12. Yeah Jessica Sierra got clean alright after her dirty little filmed and now leaked sex tape! LOL

Yeah she can def. sing ROTF

Cheers,
Busted Celebrity

Posted at 6:26AM on Dec 10th 2007 by Busted Celebrity

13. What is going on with Joan Van Ark?

Posted at 2:01PM on Dec 12th 2007 by Lucy

14. an interesting week

Posted at 6:06PM on Dec 23rd 2007 by Logo Designers

15. a fun week in 30mi.zone

Posted at 5:37PM on Dec 23rd 2007 by Logo Designers