Plastic ball disaster alert in Aisle 8! Daddy Larry Birkhead was caught in Hollywood on Sunday about to make an a-ball-ing mess at a Toys 'R' Us! 
Papa B was getting ready for his first Christmas with adorable little elf Dannielynn. Or else he's really short on plastic balls.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids
31. Merry Christmas to them all.....may life be good to y'all this holiday and next year, too!
Posted at 5:54PM on Dec 10th 2007 by Liz
32. Larry you can be my Santa Baby anytime. Climb up my chimmney and i will show you a good time.
Posted at 5:55PM on Dec 10th 2007 by Kerry
33. Larry seems to be a nice guy and has every right to shop in toy stores instead of on the internet. It's fun to buy toys for your children.
Why don't some of you find another way to insult a man other than accuse him of being gay? You sound very foolish to me.
Posted at 6:03PM on Dec 10th 2007 by Enough Already
34. Larry Birkhead had a swelled head
Monday, December 10th 2007, 4:00 AM
Roca/News
Larry Birkhead
Larry Birkhead had some pals around to watch Barbara Walters' "10 Most Fascinating People of 2007" special Thursday night, but the evening didn't go quite as he had planned.
"Larry had been approached by ABC to be one of the candidates, but unknown to him they didn't use him," says a snitch. "So when they released all the names except the top one — the most fascinating person that they were going to reveal on the show — he thought it was going to be him. That's what he was telling people."
Sadly, No. 1 turned out to be "Harry Potter" author J.K. Rowling.
Ouch!
According to the source: "Larry even let the paparazzi know he'd be out shopping in L.A. on Thursday for Dannielynn [his daughter with the late Anna Nicole Smith], because he thought the papers were going to need fresh pictures of him."
Folks who did make the cut included David and Victoria Beckham, Justin Timberlake, Katherine Heigl, Jennifer Hudson, Bill Clinton, MySpace moguls Tom Anderson and Chris DeWolfe, Don Imus and Hugo Chavez. No Howard K. Stern, either!
gatecrasher@nydailynews.com
Posted at 6:11PM on Dec 10th 2007 by oouch!!
35. gay gay gay. He loves balls in his mouth.
Posted at 6:14PM on Dec 10th 2007 by Jamie
36. To # 16 and # 26 ,
Do you know how ignorant you both sound , why don't you get a life instead of living yours thru celebrities you must be two miserable and lonely people .
Posted at 6:21PM on Dec 10th 2007 by Beth
37. Who cares about a photographer and his kid....... Move on please.....story has nothing left
Posted at 6:39PM on Dec 10th 2007 by Freddy
38. MERRY CHRISTMAS. Dannielynn. Dad's out spending more of your money on plastic balls........
Posted at 7:08PM on Dec 10th 2007 by Peeble
39. Larry have a great Christmas with YOUR baby girl. Your parents sure are going to have fun with her this year. You sure are a great father. Anyone that think different are the paid bloggers from O'Quinn's and Don Carks office. I love that they got caught. That alone was CHRISTMAS FOR ME
Posted at 7:27PM on Dec 10th 2007 by Studio
40. Will Larry Sue sue ABC for not picking him as he thought they would?
What happened to his threats to sue Rita Cosby?
Posted at 8:06PM on Dec 10th 2007 by Will he sue?
41. i wish the hell larry would grow some balls!!!! he let stern get away with murder!!! twice!! i feel so bad for the baby!!!!! hope she gets the hell away from larry and his husband stern!!! hope she gets a real family someday!!!!!
Posted at 8:27PM on Dec 10th 2007 by veda
42.
This gay-ops. I mean guy, is such a loser! He freaking called the paparazzi and told them where he’ll be cause he actually thought he was one of Barbara Walters' ten most interesting people of the year. He Was Not!!!! LMAO!!!!! Hey TMZ, I dare you to run THAT story!! You won’t cause Harvey Levin’s nose is too far up Larry Birkhead’s ass!!!
This just proves that Anna was right about Birkhead all along!!
Posted at 9:50PM on Dec 10th 2007 by AnnaHatedLarry
43. FIRST WHY ALL THE GAY COMMENTS,ARE YOU GAY.THE MAN IS OUT SHOPPING FOR HIS DAUGHTERS FIRST CHRISTMAS.YOU MUST NOT HAVE CHILDREN.IT IS NICE TO SEE LARRY SPOILING HIS BABY GIRL,LOVEING,CARINGFATHER.MERRY CHRISTMAS TO LARRY AND DANNILYNN.I HOPE SANTA BRINGS HER EVERYTHING SHE WANTS AND MORE.K-FED SHOULD TRY DOING THE SAME.THOSE BOYS PROBALY HAVEN`T EVEN SEEN A CHRISTMAS TREE!!
Posted at 9:54PM on Dec 10th 2007 by just some chick
44. Everytime I see this guy, he's either with his daughter or buying something for her. I think he's a great dad and the little girl is much better off than with her drugged-up mother.
Posted at 10:27PM on Dec 10th 2007 by jillconway
45.
WOW, can the man stop calling the paparrazi?
Staged photo ops....we see right through his crap trying to be famous..
pathetic
Posted at 10:42PM on Dec 10th 2007 by jillinsdiego
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