Paris and Pizza Guy Out Last Night ... Sorta

12/10/2007 2:15 PM PST

Paris and Pizza Guy Out Last Night ... Sorta

Since the real Paris was dealing with her own drama this weekend, imposter Paris will just have to do! TMZ spotted a fake Paris -- not, you know, THAT fake Paris -- at Opus last night, wearing the same dress Hilton wore for her perfume ad campaign a few months back.


This Paris-alike has a kinda creepy waxiness to her, something like Donatella Versace meets Bride of Chucky! You betta work!

To make a weird situation weirder, photogs approached a man near the event who they thought was Alex Vaggo -- Paris' recent beau. Turns out it wasn't Vaggo, just another well-chiseled bystander caught in the crossfire of the usual Hilt-insanity!