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Gary Coleman Selling Car -- and Dignity -- on eBay

Last month, it was an autographed GameCube. Now, Gary Coleman is auctioning off his ride, a Saturn Sky droptop! (He's throwin' in some autographed photos for free, with the $25,000 pricetag.) Whatchu need that money for, Arnold?

The former child star has hit rock bottom before, but he appeared to be above water after doing some spots for, yes, a cash-advance loan company. Ironically, Coleman's tag line for those ads was, "Pay your bills on time and everyone will love you." Lil' help here, Willis?



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46. Gary...if you put those nice green shoes on e-bay. for sure I will place a bet......baby with you................i am sure size doesn't matter..

Posted at 12:22AM on Dec 12th 2007 by areyousureineedanotherpillifeelfunnynow

47. Gary is hilarious and should be working. Go Gary! I will always love you.

Posted at 2:12AM on Dec 12th 2007 by Pokey

48. Whatchu talkin' about, dummas. Conrad Bain ain't no child molester. You must mean that creep who played Pee Wee Herman.

Posted at 2:13AM on Dec 12th 2007 by Conrad Bain???

49. love the green crocs lol

Posted at 5:32PM on Dec 12th 2007 by Davina

50. I feel sorry for this guy as well. Ben H. and Migel use to watch his show from jail and they loved it!

Posted at 11:12AM on Mar 14th 2008 by Hole

51. I dont think Gary actually drives the vechicle because he is too short.
Although he does ride in a car seat next to his driver. He is gonna autograph the car seat and auction it off next month. Whatchutalkinabout Gary? Throw the car seat in with the car! Dont split them up!

Posted at 11:33AM on Dec 12th 2007 by Whatchutalkinabout Gary

52. Please tell me that boy is not taking a picture wearing "come F me green" crocs on!

WOW, it is a manual too, who knew he could reach the clutch!

Posted at 12:41PM on Dec 12th 2007 by Whatchyou talking about Gary?

53. How about he get a job like the rest of us!!!! So he was a child star, he got ripped off from his parents...come on, that was 20yrs ago...Wipe the dust off your feet...move on...GET A JOB...and work like the rest of us and stop boo-hooing. You people feel sorry for him? If he worked a normal job, put in a full 8yrs, got laid off & was hungry & about to lose his apartment, then I'd feel sorry for him...but there is nothing wrong with him. Go back to doing the security job...do something instead of trying to make people feel sorry for you!

Posted at 12:47PM on Dec 12th 2007 by Boo-Hoo

54. Please people --- say for him to commercialize "What you talkin about Willis?" --- Did anyone see him on the Surreal Life. He said he refuses to say it...he even almost walked on on a "Job" he had as managing the Surreal Life cast while they worked at a diner for a day. Vanilla Ice wanted him to say it & kept asking him and he about had a fit and almost walked off..... THAT LINE MADE HIM! Too good to say it? ---- This guy is an idiot.

Posted at 12:51PM on Dec 12th 2007 by Boo-Hoo

55.

Hey # 41....JKB ---- "choke back pride to work as a security guard"....what is wrong with that? It is an honest job, earning an honest salary. Do you have a job?

Posted at 12:55PM on Dec 12th 2007 by Idiots In Here

56. So, because he's selling his car, some of the less-intelligent, lowly employed wage slaves on this site think he doesn't work? Or is it because you're jealous of his Saturn because you had to pump the gas on your '88 Corolla 20 times before your car started this morning?

It sounds like there are a lot more jealous wage slaves on this site whining about how they assume Gary doesn't have a "real job" because he's selling his car. It might not occur to some of you, being that your $7/hr. job limits your achievable dreams, but some people actually do have well-paying "real" jobs that they lose, and move on to lower-paying "real" jobs, which can cause one to reassess their spending.

But in order to have to do that, you have had to be successful at one point in your life, so I can see why so many of you losers are blind to that concept.

You people are laughable.

Posted at 12:59PM on Dec 12th 2007 by You are sad

57. Hey #53....WOW it must be you Gary, are you getting all riled up & you decide to show up & leave a comment. You are laughable!

LOSER!

Posted at 2:12PM on Dec 12th 2007 by # 53 Sucks

58. Wait a minute #53 Are you bitchin & moaning because your 88 Corolla didn't start this morning? Are you not reaching your achievable dream? The guy before me is right...#53 is Gary in disguise. Go back to being a security job or is the $7 an hour not enough for ya?

Posted at 2:19PM on Dec 12th 2007 by Don't Knock It

59. Are you guys talking about the same 88 corolla that was stolen from my driveway 5 years ago?. Would you like to return my car? It really belongs to me. I loved my car rust, dents and all.

Posted at 3:40PM on Dec 12th 2007 by The commentator

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