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Gimme New Boobs, Mario!

Who needs Santa Claus when Mario Lopez is handing out implants?


The hunky "Dancing with The Stars" runner-up pimped himself out again last night -- this time to host a train wreck called "Boobs Or Bust 2" at Jet Nightclub in Las Vegas. Nice work if you can get it!

TMZ caught Super Mario burning up the dance floor with a group of pint-size Spice Girl look-a-likes from Beacher's Madhouse before one needy patron was eventually awarded $5000 toward a new set of knockers -- just for shakin' her half-naked junk in front of complete strangers.

Her parents must be so proud!



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16. Only the real losers are calling Mario a loser. You WISH you were him. I wish I was under him! ;-)

Posted at 4:19PM on Dec 11th 2007 by Stephanie

17. it must recycled boobs

Posted at 4:20PM on Dec 11th 2007 by minime

18. Comentator? like I would watch or even care. I just think he fits the part perfectly. You know the song? hmm ...how does it go...oh! , "girls who do boys who do boys ". Besides , What the heck are you talking about? He's already in sleaz land , anyhting goes right ?

Posted at 4:20PM on Dec 11th 2007 by OPTIQUEST

19. Whatever you do Ladies, don't be happy with what the Good Lord gave ya! Change it, enlarge it, suck it out, pluck it, shave it, wax it, lazer it, peel it, squeeze it, inject it....just make sure you don't look natural! Ewwww, au natural....what a disgrace!!

Posted at 4:25PM on Dec 11th 2007 by Dawn Day

20. Oh stephanie , we dont reallly care who you want to be under. Some of us have bang much better looking babes with harder bodies than ole mario. So he can have his sleazy girls and you too ,we simply dont care.

Posted at 4:27PM on Dec 11th 2007 by OPTIQUEST

21. mario is a loser true.. But those Beacher's little people are sexy winners....

Posted at 4:30PM on Dec 11th 2007 by david

22. Mario lookkksss hot!!!!!

Posted at 4:30PM on Dec 11th 2007 by eric

23. Why does he have to be so sleazy and so HOT at the same time.

Posted at 4:41PM on Dec 11th 2007 by yeah

24.
He sees "hot" if you are a total low IQ loser skank beaten often with an ugly stick.

PS - Lopez = Loser

Posted at 4:50PM on Dec 11th 2007 by 1

25. this is so hilarious, I love those little people!

Posted at 5:02PM on Dec 11th 2007 by can't get enough of

26. who can deny these midgets...
and fake boobs!

Posted at 5:03PM on Dec 11th 2007 by jeffrey

27.
Little people are a bit much to me - whatever happened to Pygmy & midget & dwarf?

Posted at 5:05PM on Dec 11th 2007 by Q

28. I am so in love with beachers madhouse little people..

Posted at 5:08PM on Dec 11th 2007 by lelsey

29. 15.....14......13......12......

Mario's 15 minutes counting down. Notice no one hears about Helio anymore?

Posted at 5:32PM on Dec 11th 2007 by whatever

30. I am an ex stripper. i would not get breast implants if someone gave them to me, My ex roommate is dead as a result of autoimmune disorder stemming from silicone implants. She was on life support for a long time before she died. She passed away at only 42 years of age. even the saline implants are still silicone coated. Ive known women whose breasts started leaking the silicone , and many other horrors that stem from these unsafe things that science has wrongly passed off to the public as being safe. Women who fall for getting this done to themselves are sad indeed. Sorry for being a wet blanket, but I speak the truth.

Posted at 5:44PM on Dec 11th 2007 by Margie

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