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Gimme New Boobs, Mario!

Who needs Santa Claus when Mario Lopez is handing out implants?


The hunky "Dancing with The Stars" runner-up pimped himself out again last night -- this time to host a train wreck called "Boobs Or Bust 2" at Jet Nightclub in Las Vegas. Nice work if you can get it!

TMZ caught Super Mario burning up the dance floor with a group of pint-size Spice Girl look-a-likes from Beacher's Madhouse before one needy patron was eventually awarded $5000 toward a new set of knockers -- just for shakin' her half-naked junk in front of complete strangers.

Her parents must be so proud!



Reader Comments

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31. Gee what a classy lady!

Posted at 5:55PM on Dec 11th 2007 by duh

32. I am in love with mario, but more importantly beachers madhouse little people

Posted at 6:06PM on Dec 11th 2007 by candy

33. mario is a total douchebg!!!

HE WAS MARRIED TO THE DORRITO GIRL ALI LANDRY AND HE CHEATED ON HER NOT TOO LONG AFTER BEING MARRIED.

hes a playa, womanizer and a total loser to of left the dorrito girl!

marido doesnt know the first thing bout commitment and adult relationships.

Posted at 6:41PM on Dec 11th 2007 by the oracle knows all

34. I know someone who was there. He said the chick who won was actually the least skanktastic of anybody competing.

Posted at 8:18PM on Dec 11th 2007 by ST

35. Optiquest- Your reply shows you are boiling over with jealousy. You can't be him, you can't have him, so put him down. You are a total loser!

Posted at 7:41PM on Dec 11th 2007 by Stephanie

36. Mario thinks he's "all that." He's not.
As for as these women, how pathetic!

Posted at 8:35PM on Dec 11th 2007 by Nancy

37. Paisley40
I totally agree.

Posted at 8:38PM on Dec 11th 2007 by Nancy

38. 31 duh

ClassLESS

Posted at 8:40PM on Dec 11th 2007 by heidi

39. 34 Stephanie - you can HAVE him, he's greasy!

Posted at 8:43PM on Dec 11th 2007 by Wendy

40. This contest incites woman with lack of confidence to have cosmetic surgery.
Tragic, imo, should be forbidden. I hope we never get to see this sort of stuff in "old Europe"

Posted at 11:29AM on Dec 12th 2007 by icydanger

41. What is wrong with some women?!!!!!!!! Breast implants are almost ALWAYS a bad idea.

One- they are hard as a rock.
Two- you will almost ALWAYS have a rupture.
Three- they look FAKE!!!!
Four- you will need to have another procedure for sure sometime in your life.
Five- your risking NEVER waking up after the procedure.
Six- all your friends and family will now talk smack 'bout ya!

Okay, now where do I sign up? Seriously ladies-WAKE UP!!!!!!!

Men love us in all differnet shapes and sizes. REAL men find what they want in a gal and go for it. Its called ATTRACTION remember?

Posted at 12:12PM on Dec 12th 2007 by Stupid, stupid, stupid

42. This is so sad...we are the saddest society. When are women going to start to accept their beautiful bodies as God made them, instead of feeling like they need to have man-made toxic bags sewn into their chest. Sad.

Posted at 3:36PM on Dec 12th 2007 by Colorado Girl

43. I am finally getting numb to this culture's obsessions with breast size. The number I become, the more clearly I see myself and realize that I think my breasts are beautiful and I love them. Is a big, sturdy, plastic bouquet of flowers more pleasing than a single, natural, delicate pansy just because the bouquet is "bigger"?

Posted at 6:07PM on Dec 12th 2007 by Getting Numb

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