Britney Next Act -- Virgin Mary?

12/13/2007 9:15 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Britney Next Act -- Virgin Mary?

She's done just about everything else, so why couldn't Britney Spears be the Virgin Mary?

Us reports that BritBrit is being courted for the role of Jesus' mama in an upcoming film called Sweet Baby Jesus, a satire of the nativity story. In it, Mary is a pregnant 19-year-old who doesn't know how she got knocked up, living in a place called Bethlehem, Maryland.

Says the film's producer, Philippe Rebboah, "I had to convince my partners because they were like, 'Oh, no. Britney?" Oh, yes.

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Lenn K.: 1523 days ago

Please no stupid Britney stuff, just tell us if she's going to showup for court. Tony and Eva, didn't believe it in the first place.

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Tangie: 1523 days ago

I just don't believe any fool would put Brit in a movie. They would lose money. She can't act. Oh yeah, and she can't sing. For her to play a virgin just cannot be done.

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Hollywood's a Hazard: 1523 days ago

Yeah right; Britbrat , Like a virgin touched for the very first time TODAY!

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roughdaddy: 1523 days ago

yea if i was a desperate "film producer" ill court britney too,,,imagine all the free publicity and the hoopla, just from tmz alone!!! eva and tonyz? boring couple,,,is he cheating? maybe not yet but its in the near future,,,cais vrais tony!!!

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Remo Williams: 1523 days ago

I have lived one day to long...Brittney playing a virgin.. What next Al Sharpton playing Klan leader David Dukes? If she pulls it off I will belive that Tom and Katies Mothership has landed.

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SLAP THE BITCH: 1523 days ago

here's a movie that will go straight to dvd..........

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whateva: 1523 days ago

Blasphemy!!!!

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Mischief: 1523 days ago

Hey TMZ, you got the facts wrong on Ashlee Simpson's holiday reading to the kids yesterday. Ashlee Simpson read the Polar Express book at the Mattel Children's Hospital UCLA in Los Angeles yesterday morning, but Ronald McDonald House and 9 other children's hospitals from around the country patched in on Vapps' HighSpeed Conferencing service to listen in. This is the first time that Ashlee has ever done something like this, much less anyone else, since it's the first time in history that a Holiday storybook event included children's hospitals from around the country.

Merry X-mas!

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huh?: 1523 days ago

Britney Spears as the Virgin Mary? Can you say "sacreligious"?

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I am A Lesbo: 1523 days ago

Who cares about her now?? NO!

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Krystal: 1523 days ago

Come on Retards with nothing to do but slam an obviously mentally ill person you don't even know! Isn't that why acting is called "ACTING". A goody goody like Julia Roberts couldn't play a hooker in Pretty Woman? Angela Bassett would really let a man whip her azz in real life like the Tina Turner character she portrayed? Beyonce can't act either, but obviously she portrayed a pretty convincing Dream Girl. She was nominated for an Academy Award wasn't she? So what's going on in all you Loser's lives? LMAO at your stupidity and ignorance!!!!!!!!

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Dave: 1523 days ago

Virgin Britney?......more like BritANY hole!!

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Your'e Fired!: 1523 days ago

Phillip Rebboah....I hope your company goes belly up or your "supporters" back out! AND have you LOOKED at Britney lately.....19 ???? Maybe the 19 yr olds MOTHER! She is BLOATED and OLD and WHAT A STUPID IDEA.........

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think about this *******: 1523 days ago

# 6
No, the movie will go straight to hell!
, 7 & 8
I agree with you!!
Blasphemy & Sacrilegious!

TMZ has gone to far as to even put her name in the same sentence as Our Virgin Mary!!!
And as far as the producer... You are a disgusting man, with no fear whatsoever of your life in hell. Even thinking of such a plot is repugnant!
Repent now while you are still alive!!
I will pray for you!!!