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Britney Next Act -- Virgin Mary?

Posted Dec 13th 2007 7:15AM by TMZ Staff

Britney SpearsShe's done just about everything else, so why couldn't Britney Spears be the Virgin Mary?

Us reports that BritBrit is being courted for the role of Jesus' mama in an upcoming film called Sweet Baby Jesus, a satire of the nativity story. In it, Mary is a pregnant 19-year-old who doesn't know how she got knocked up, living in a place called Bethlehem, Maryland.

Says the film's producer, Philippe Rebboah, "I had to convince my partners because they were like, 'Oh, no. Britney?" Oh, yes.

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16. Movie? bad idea...even worse...casting BS. And some producers wonder why no one goes to see their movies....

Posted at 11:11AM on Dec 13th 2007 by rminva

17. The only reason why the person is thinking of Britney is for publicity. Definitely not for her talent or her professionalism

Posted at 2:24PM on Dec 13th 2007 by musicisourhigh

18. They should not count on Britney to show up ...waste of everyones time and money ...
As far as Bow Wow goes ,he should Grow the EFF up ...

Posted at 11:26AM on Dec 13th 2007 by Team ...ahhhh whatever ...

19. Funny how Tony Parker's statement is about him loving his wife instead of saying "I never had sex with that woman".

Posted at 11:26AM on Dec 13th 2007 by Jessyca

20. Are you serious about the Britney thingy?? I live 10 miles from Bethlehem, MD and that is nothing to joke about......no fake acting is needed around here , especially Britney!!!!

Posted at 11:36AM on Dec 13th 2007 by Tina

21. Too effing funny, and it's great casting, too; except for the fact that she's not quite in that 'responsible' place right now, and I'd wager BIG money that she absolutely couldn't be counted on to show up on set in a timely manner, if at all. I would LOVE to be proved wrong.
Better get no-show insurance.

Posted at 12:07PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Sucker's Bet

22. I don't think we have to worry about Brit in a movie. In her oh-so-responsible style, she won't show up and they'll have to re-cast after losing pots of money. Ring ring, clue phone for stupid producer!!

Posted at 12:25PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Hyde

23. You know what? I actually felt sorry for Britney because she's the laughing stock of the whole world, but if she wants to go around offending people, then she gets exactly what she deserves and I won't have any more sympathy for her! Disgracing the Mother of God is the last straw for me! Mary had a lot more class and dignity than a trashy, over-paid, self-important wh*re like you could ever HOPE to have, Britney! What a filthy low-life! Crawl back to the gutter where you belong!

Posted at 1:40PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Anonymous

24. DANG !!!!!!.........................IF YOU WERE MARRIED TO THAT LITTLE MIDGET, YOU'D CHEAT, TOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:25PM on Dec 13th 2007 by noitall

25. Somebody please get the word to Hollywood that movies should be made by actors, not wanna be lip synched singers, not models wanna be actors, not somebody's son or daughter because momma and daddy did. The mystique of class that WAS Hollywood has all but disappeared along with the creative writing. Rebboah, if you want to make a movie then do THAT, but if you want to do as reported then please take your dumb ass and form the "we can't act or sing" studio for these idiots and stop wasting our time.

Posted at 2:39PM on Dec 13th 2007 by too dumb

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