Lucky for Paris, There are Poles in Germany

America's ambassador of class Paris Hilton pulled on her best leather knee-highs last night -- and wowed a group of indifferent Germans with a playground monkey bars stripper show. She's a swinger!
Paris proved her luggage train was a waste of Berlin manpower -- showing the irrelevance of wearing a dress by pulling her knees up to her chest and flashing her underwear at eye level. Peek-a-boooooo!

Ick! Bin ein Berliner!



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16.
She is just depressed, not getting the exposure she was use to.

Dam Brittney, Hoggin' up all the headlines.

Posted at 12:36PM on Dec 13th 2007 by 2 12 Volts

17. I never get tired of looking at Paris Hilton. In fact, I'm sitting here imagining her on that trapeze wearing no clothes at all.

thump, thump, thump

squirt, squirt, squirt

Posted at 12:36PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Phony Tony

18.
In the name of "International Relations" isn't there anything that can be done to stop this stupid twit from international travel???? She's embarrassing the entire United States of America.

Posted at 12:38PM on Dec 13th 2007 by watsamatau?

19.
Paris, Brit and Lilo, should get together and do a re-make of the Three Stooges!

Posted at 12:41PM on Dec 13th 2007 by 2 12 Volts

20. How embarassing for our country. She's acting like a talentless whore (remember.. she was rejected to appear on Broadway because her dancing was so bad) in front of a foreign country... Germany is going to think ALL our women act like whores on poles in public.

Paris - stop embarassing the rest of us just because you want attention.

Posted at 12:42PM on Dec 13th 2007 by me

21. Her parents must be so proud of her!

Posted at 12:43PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Cary

22. Ummm.....those Germans looked a little bored.......maybe they're over her too. Haha.

Posted at 12:47PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Amazing Surfer Dude

23. EVERYONE SEEMS BORED WITH THIS NASTY HO!!! SHE IS TRYING TOO HARD...MUST HAVE LOST ALOT OF RESPECT..CAUSE THE CRABBYTWAY BITCH IS SEARCHIUNG FOR PUBLICITY......GO TO HELL PARIS AND TAKE YOP MAMA WITH YOU!

Posted at 12:50PM on Dec 13th 2007 by janice dickhead

24. THIS GIRL IS AMAZING, JUST AMAZING, NOT ONLY A LIAR, UNCLASSED, BUT SHE IS DOING FABULOS CHARITY WORK SINCE SHE IS OUT OF JAIL.


WHAT A BUNCH OF CRAP, I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP SHOWING HER TO BE SOMEKIND OF GREAT HUMAN, SHE IS FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FROM THAT.

Posted at 12:50PM on Dec 13th 2007 by LOOK AT THE AMAZING ASS

25. She looks like she's making an ass out of herself. No wonder Europeans hate Americans - they think Paris is indicative of how Americans are.

Posted at 12:53PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Jennifa O Jenny

26. just another member of the bottom feeder gang. may be the vice president, the president would have to be miss britney.

Posted at 12:55PM on Dec 13th 2007 by no thank you

27. Can those guys look any more LESS interested?

Posted at 12:56PM on Dec 13th 2007 by FlBiker

28. stupid skank, can't she do anything right?

Posted at 12:58PM on Dec 13th 2007 by HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!

29. Attention Whore

Posted at 12:59PM on Dec 13th 2007 by tracey

30. This is just sad! I wish they would print stories of what the Europians think of her! How about TMZ ? Can you get your hands on one of those stories?

Posted at 12:59PM on Dec 13th 2007 by How SAAAAD

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