Lucky for Paris, There are Poles in Germany

America's ambassador of class Paris Hilton pulled on her best leather knee-highs last night -- and wowed a group of indifferent Germans with a playground monkey bars stripper show. She's a swinger!
Paris proved her luggage train was a waste of Berlin manpower -- showing the irrelevance of wearing a dress by pulling her knees up to her chest and flashing her underwear at eye level. Peek-a-boooooo!

Ick! Bin ein Berliner!



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16. she is a vile and nasty pig.

Posted at 3:14PM on Dec 16th 2007 by she has herpes

17. Poor Germany!! They give us amazing Heidi Klum and we give them:

THE WHORE OF THE CENTURY!!!!

What does your fragrance smell like? Are you making sure EVERYONE knows?

Just plain GROSS!!! Looks like those boots have done some walking too.

Posted at 12:33PM on Dec 13th 2007 by omofmom

18. shake dat booty.

Posted at 12:34PM on Dec 13th 2007 by bossman

19.
She is just depressed, not getting the exposure she was use to.

Dam Brittney, Hoggin' up all the headlines.

Posted at 12:36PM on Dec 13th 2007 by 2 1/2 Volts

20. I never get tired of looking at Paris Hilton. In fact, I'm sitting here imagining her on that trapeze wearing no clothes at all.

thump, thump, thump

squirt, squirt, squirt

Posted at 12:36PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Phony Tony

21. if you made money for simply slipping on a thousand dollar dress and going out for mojitos and photos, you would probably do the same thing. although it does not excuse her hypocracy with saying "she's over partying" on Larry King. Then again, she's a girl... in Germany with the best beer and chocolate around. give her a break. i'm not a fan by any means, but give the girl a break.

Posted at 12:36PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Tiffany

22.
In the name of "International Relations" isn't there anything that can be done to stop this stupid twit from international travel???? She's embarrassing the entire United States of America.

Posted at 12:38PM on Dec 13th 2007 by watsamatau?

23.
Paris, Brit and Lilo, should get together and do a re-make of the Three Stooges!

Posted at 12:41PM on Dec 13th 2007 by 2 1/2 Volts

24. Ummm.....those Germans looked a little bored.......maybe they're over her too. Haha.

Posted at 12:47PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Amazing Surfer Dude

25. How embarassing for our country. She's acting like a talentless whore (remember.. she was rejected to appear on Broadway because her dancing was so bad) in front of a foreign country... Germany is going to think ALL our women act like whores on poles in public.

Paris - stop embarassing the rest of us just because you want attention.

Posted at 12:42PM on Dec 13th 2007 by me

26. Her parents must be so proud of her!

Posted at 12:43PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Cary

27. Just look at the little attention whore. "Please, look at me, I'm Paris Hilton!" I LOVE the fact that her 15 minutes are up now and she still hasn't figured that out. She is all by herself with no one even looking at her, so she decides to show her panties and climb on poles - only to see that, STILL, no one cares about her. LULZ!

Posted at 1:29PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Butt Dumpling

28. EVERYONE SEEMS BORED WITH THIS NASTY HO!!! SHE IS TRYING TOO HARD...MUST HAVE LOST ALOT OF RESPECT..CAUSE THE CRABBYTWAY BITCH IS SEARCHIUNG FOR PUBLICITY......GO TO HELL PARIS AND TAKE YOP MAMA WITH YOU!

Posted at 12:50PM on Dec 13th 2007 by janice dickhead

29. THIS GIRL IS AMAZING, JUST AMAZING, NOT ONLY A LIAR, UNCLASSED, BUT SHE IS DOING FABULOS CHARITY WORK SINCE SHE IS OUT OF JAIL.


WHAT A BUNCH OF CRAP, I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP SHOWING HER TO BE SOMEKIND OF GREAT HUMAN, SHE IS FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FROM THAT.

Posted at 12:50PM on Dec 13th 2007 by LOOK AT THE AMAZING ASS

30. She looks like she's making an ass out of herself. No wonder Europeans hate Americans - they think Paris is indicative of how Americans are.

Posted at 12:53PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Jennifa O Jenny

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