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Lucky for Paris, There are Poles in Germany

12/13/2007 1:50 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

America's ambassador of class Paris Hilton pulled on her best leather knee-highs last night -- and wowed a group of indifferent Germans with a playground monkey bars stripper show. She's a swinger!
Paris proved her luggage train was a waste of Berlin manpower -- showing the irrelevance of wearing a dress by pulling her knees up to her chest and flashing her underwear at eye level. Peek-a-boooooo!

Ick! Bin ein Berliner!

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61.

Big Ol' Nobody    

!!!A REAL MAN LIKES A WOMAN WHO SQUIRMS AROUND ON MONKEY BARS!!!!

2317 days ago
62.

Go away!!    

Al, she is entertaining, like a good joke. It's her problem she doesn't realize no one is laughing with her, WE ARE LAUGHING AT HER. This piece of trash has to resort to showing her cooch in order to get attention.

2317 days ago
63.

Big Ol' Nobody    

...a real woman wants to have all the attention of men wherever she goes..., right hun?

2317 days ago
64.

Sweetazjoy    

I thought grandpa was going to dis-inherit this girl for her
terribly class-less behavior. Let's face it she's old enough
to grow up a bit and realize that swinging from a strippers bar
in germany is NOT a CLASSY thing to do.

more like an international SLUT - one who is racing against the clock
cuz she's about to start sagging..the use before date is almost here.

2317 days ago
65.

Vix aka Team Aniston    

Poor Pathetic Paris (PPP) chooses to make a living with a pole between her legs, haha. Plus, wearing goofy clothes and dancing for foreign men -- what a way to make a living! Well, I suppose that's the only way she's gonna feel wanted, since most men in the USA think she's a slut or worse. She's got to feel adored in whatever "venue" she can manipulate proves she has bad judgment and her values are all screwed up.

2317 days ago
66.

paisley40    

Why is she always in a club instead of doing the charity work she told the American public about? Well, because she thinks we're stupid and gullible and that because she's rich the same rules don't apply to her. She's a liar, a slut, and has the integrity of swiss cheese. Good for the Germans to ignore her! She's an embarrasing commentary on the values of young, wealthy Americans today.

2317 days ago
67.

paisley40    

Why is she always in a club instead of doing the charity work she told the American public about? Well, because she thinks we're stupid and gullible and that because she's rich the same rules don't apply to her. She's a liar, a slut, and has the integrity of swiss cheese. Good for the Germans to ignore her! She's an embarrasing commentary on the values of young, wealthy Americans today.

2317 days ago
68.

gullibleminions    


Hey Paris,
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?



the position of the dirt bag....! hahahahaaaa...your a good joke!

2317 days ago
69.

Happy To Be Me    

Oh, get this one...Apparently, she's in Germany to promote a new champagne in a can, called "RICH." That, AND, 20% of the proceeds DO GO TO CHARITY, so shut up ya'll, give the poor girl a break, she's doing just grand all on her own.

So now, I guess that means she's is now the "Official" poster child for all drunken sluts. She gives all American women a bad reputation and a bad name, she needs to be boycotted, not admired. Maybe she should move to Asia, where they genuinely seem to love this white trash "Useless Skank." Why, who knows, but they do.

PARIS, PLEASE MOVE TO ASIA, AND PLEASE TAKE BRITNEY WITH YOU!!!

2317 days ago
70.

Go Brit    

OK... It don't even look like her in the first piccture!!!! Doesn't anyone notice that???? They are not showing a close up of her face and this person in the first picture has the same hair style but, her face don't look alike...
I've always like TMZ but, this one throws me out... I can tell it isn't her why can't everyone else?

2317 days ago
71.

Go away!!    

#63, Happy to be me, she has been the poster girl for drunken sluts long before this.

The Asian people are just a little behind the times, they will hate her as much as we do once she spends a bit more time over there.

The 20% does not come out of her pocket and she pocketed a fair penny for being an 'ambassador' for this canned wine. She has done nothing here except make herself some more money. I hope it keeps her warm when she is old and alone.

2317 days ago
72.

player hater; game hater    

I could be mistaken in my reading of this pathetic one, but she may end up od'ing as the years go along. A candidate for the gurney for sure. She truly needs a miraculous, intelligence injecting, event to heal her despair. And that's what this is, despair, let's face it.

2317 days ago
73.

Go away!!    

#66 even if you can't see her face her legs up around her ears should be enough of a clue for you.

2317 days ago
74.

gullibleminions    

to post #66......we can't see her rather enormous feet...what were they a size 11.?


can't tell without looking at those skies of hers....

2317 days ago
75.

deelicious    

I hope Harvey reads her all of our comments again and does it while filming her reaction, that was priceless!

2317 days ago
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